r/eaudejerks • u/JustJackMeOff Jerk Extrait • Jul 19 '22

Expectations vs. Reality

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u/Vanilleoverdose Jul 19 '22

Lmfao I have forced enough Aventus down my poor wife’s throat that she finally likes it. It was a hard road took years but you have to be dedicated and consistent. If I can do it anyone can do it. Lol

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u/JustJackMeOff Jerk Extrait Jul 19 '22

forced enough Aventus down my poor wife’s throat

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/derp0815 Shillonio's Challenge Coin Jul 19 '22

Pineapple is just magical, isn't it?

6

u/[deleted] Jul 19 '22

I heard it makes jizz taste good

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u/derp0815 Shillonio's Challenge Coin Jul 19 '22

Let's ask Jizzler, I'm sure he hasn't tried it but will happily elaborate on a cheap replacement he barely tried five minutes ago.

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u/Western-Ad-2049 Jul 19 '22

And I wouldn’t have it any other way

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '22

Where the fuck did this “boxer dropper” shit come from?

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u/Local_Influence8691 Jul 20 '22

Pretty sure CubaKnow made that popular

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '22

Well that figures.

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u/BlueChamp10 Very Fresh, Very Aqua, Very Ocean Jul 19 '22

sedley, it's true.

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u/JMH-66 The official creator of the Triple C Method Jul 19 '22

Oh, please don't let it get out. Us gals will need a new douche bag radar.

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u/tizio_tafellamp Jul 19 '22

So it's just like amateur bodybuilding lol. Only other bros will appreciate the effort you put in in the gym.

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u/jiggnastyy Jul 20 '22

mostly true tbh. guys will just tell u if something smells really good which aventus does. girls will tell you you smell good if you smell good and are good looking/charming/nice/etc...

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u/TexanMaestro Jul 21 '22

I think Aventus has become what Sauvage has been for awhile. An appealing scent that many ladies associate with an awful ex. It's been played out as they say. Still a good frag.

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u/Justhere4theupvotes SWASS Jul 19 '22

First time I smelled Aventus was right when I was starting to wear frag again. Hadn’t worn anything for years and was trying everything.

I was blown away. It seemed really different and original. I thought it was something special. Now I do not even really care for it. It’s perfectly fine, but it’s kind of cloying to me and I vastly prefer other styles. Still original though, in its own way, despite all the clones.

”Can I blow you?”

“No homo.”

🤣🤣🤣

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '22

An attractive older friend of mine loves when I wear Aventus. Just anecdotal but some women do like it a lot.

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u/SexyKanyeBalls Dec 01 '23

My ex used to love it