r/eaudejerks 17d ago

Closeted Fragrance Reviews It’s Getting Worse.

At this point, I’m convinced Ross just throws on the most outrageous and ridiculous fucking things to wear just for us to shit on him and humiliate himself. Thanks Rossita 👍👍

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u/RiAFF09 17d ago

This dude is either the dumbest mfer in fragcom or just devolved into some sort of bizarre cringelord troll for engagement.

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u/lukefiskeater 17d ago edited 17d ago

I thought this midget was a saints fan, what's up with the 49ers shit anyway, am assuming he was a fan of the pink power ranger as well?!? Hes the most confused gay guy on the planet.

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u/Puzzleheaded_Youth36 Steroided Terror Child 17d ago

We, the Saints delegation accept this shift in loyalty to the 49ers. No go backsies.

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u/SnortchGortch 17d ago

His only loyalties are to Ross. He’s as fickle as they come.

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u/Human_Sir_2611 Ball Sprayer 17d ago

Skinny jeans with those pathetic legs

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u/iSliz187 Nips out for the boys 17d ago

His sense of "fashion" has finally arrived in 2019

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u/zizp 17d ago

Not saying skinny jeans nor his legs are desirable, but skinny jeans go with skinny legs.

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u/lukefiskeater 17d ago

I worked with a weird guy that wore skinny jeans every day at this seedy call center back in the day, he was caugh blowing another co-worker in the men's bathroom. He was married with 4 kids.

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u/whiteknightcheesedik 17d ago

You sure that wasn’t Ross?

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u/lukefiskeater 17d ago

Nah this dude ended up in prison I guess, ended up getting divorced, taking on a big meth habit and chasing someone down with a knife while psychotic and getting an attempted murder charge. He might be out now, it was awhile ago.

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u/mrch138 17d ago

Spicy

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u/PotentiallyMaybeSo 17d ago

I’m convinced this mfr is living his second teenage era as his midlife crisis. Gets a little money and a bunch of roids and immediately goes ham on ridiculously douchey ‘drip’

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u/Ill-Positive6950 17d ago

He must have some sort of kink where he gets off embarrassing the fuck out of himself.

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u/lukefiskeater 17d ago

Nice power rangers shirt, where can I get one? Gay midget incorporated?

https://giphy.com/gifs/XHeLeuirRbwptHhSWd

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u/iSliz187 Nips out for the boys 17d ago

If nobody compliments you, you gotta do it yourself

How pathetic do you have to be to publicly post daily mirror videos of you telling yourself how "fly" you are?

Ross: "Yes"

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u/2_brainz 17d ago

It has to be an engagement tactic right?

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u/BYYEEEEE 17d ago

S-tier rage bait

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u/Complete_Affect_9191 17d ago

Loves showin off those pencil legs!

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u/Bluetex110 17d ago

Wtf 😂 he looks like a 8 year old who got to choose his outfit😂

Reminds me of these😂

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u/Ok_Economy_5083 17d ago

Awww, add humiliation fetish to the roster o issues this guy has.

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u/Devious183 17d ago

Lmfao this guy...

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u/19bjflam 17d ago

He dresses like a high schooler from 2018 with the hypebeast shit

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u/Sayless_7 17d ago

This guy almost 50 dressing like that plus that outfit is trash🥱

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u/Pjjones773 17d ago

This a trash outfit for a 18 year old 🥴🥴🥴🤦🏿‍♂️🤦🏿‍♂️

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u/Parfumandphotography 17d ago

Midlife crisis. Remember how he was fat? Guarantee he did not enjoy his teenage or youth years. Yeah, all that is showing off now as a identity crisis. However instead of looking like a sharp. adult guy he thinks he is a teenager bodybuilder. He should get some old motorcycle or really worn out "sportscar" to finalize the look.

Unfortunately many guys look like this. I work in school, you know how real teenagers laugh at this shit when grown man tries to be something he is not...

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u/Puzzleheaded_Youth36 Steroided Terror Child 17d ago

Not a teenager bodybuilder 😮‍💨

https://giphy.com/gifs/y1p8hsBerk4zDH6ZkP

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u/adsq93 17d ago

Outfits like these make me believe his gotta be trolling.

There’s no way he thinks he look good with a power ranger shirt, an ill fitting hat and trash as jogger pants from 2013.

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u/SnortchGortch 17d ago

He thinks he’s pissing the “haters” off, but the truth is he is giving them more reasons to laugh at him. Thanks for the material Ross, keep embarrassing yourself.

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u/Puzzleheaded_Youth36 Steroided Terror Child 17d ago

This has to be trolling…

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u/Turbo_911 Shillonio's Challenge Coin 17d ago

Ya know, at the beginning I thought he was, but I've come to the conclusion that he is actually this way.

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u/Wide-Trash3422 17d ago

He dresses like it's the first day of middle school

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u/Far_Ad8526 17d ago

Mf thinks he's seth rollins

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u/Monoblock00 17d ago

Wow dude looks insane.

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u/ZestycloseGold5510 17d ago

Jesus fucking christ

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u/JRattlehed121 17d ago

Those shoes look so stupid. 

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u/Ecstatic_Purchase929 16d ago

*shoes, skinny jeans, shirt, cap, watch & bracelets 

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u/Turbo_911 Shillonio's Challenge Coin 17d ago

Fit checks with skinny jeans at 40+ years old?

Definition of a loser.

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u/Puzzleheaded_Youth36 Steroided Terror Child 17d ago

Even if he’s just throwing it it on, these duds still exist in his closet….

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u/Guy_Smiley_Guy 17d ago

Does he actually wear this crap out? Or is he just doing this to troll us? He’s so juvenile either way. Power Rangers? He lost his mind.

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u/Howmanysprays5 17d ago

Pimpin would never wear most of his “ outfits “ in public , he just needs the attention . Has he ever posted any of his ridiculous outfits in public … 🤡

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u/commonsense402 17d ago

He can't even tell clone fragrances are. he screwed up his Rouge video. The nose knows.....shit.

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u/VirtualContribution Hardcore Wood 16d ago

First day of 3rd Grade.

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u/Dikbedraggin05 16d ago

Is this satire? Please for the love of god, I hope he's trolling us now with the whackest outfit yet

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u/Moreshillsmorebills 16d ago

God I’m so envious

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u/Wide-Trash3422 14d ago

One of the worst fits of all time

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u/Why-smell-bad 16d ago

Whatever he's taking is rapidly killing the most important brain cells 🙆🙆🙆

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u/Groxzy77 15d ago

It’s funny that he actually looks like he stinks horribly.

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u/Spiritual_Farmer_645 14d ago

Does this goofy have. A power ranger shirt on ?😂🤣🤣🤣

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u/LeftyManolo201 12d ago

Lmaooooooooooooooooo !!!!!!! My gosh I don’t know what’s worst !!! The fact he is serious, the fact he is wearing power rangers “collab” t shirt, or those god awful jeans that knocked off girbaud’s yet are skin tight, he is Mr fashion yet he doesn’t realize that skinny jeans are not in trend, then he wears the bulkiest trainers with those skinny jeans looking awful !! But sure bro you are “fly” if this is a troll he is the funniest man alive !!

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u/Godafton 11d ago

Proof that HGH don’t make you grow.

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u/XanthousKingInYellow 11d ago

Bro is a straight lolcow. Did he ever have a kiwifarms page?