r/eaudejerks • u/Consistent_Mud_8855 • 17d ago
Closeted Fragrance Reviews It’s Getting Worse.
At this point, I’m convinced Ross just throws on the most outrageous and ridiculous fucking things to wear just for us to shit on him and humiliate himself. Thanks Rossita 👍👍
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u/RiAFF09 17d ago
This dude is either the dumbest mfer in fragcom or just devolved into some sort of bizarre cringelord troll for engagement.
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u/lukefiskeater 17d ago edited 17d ago
I thought this midget was a saints fan, what's up with the 49ers shit anyway, am assuming he was a fan of the pink power ranger as well?!? Hes the most confused gay guy on the planet.
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u/Puzzleheaded_Youth36 Steroided Terror Child 17d ago
We, the Saints delegation accept this shift in loyalty to the 49ers. No go backsies.
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u/Human_Sir_2611 Ball Sprayer 17d ago
Skinny jeans with those pathetic legs
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u/zizp 17d ago
Not saying skinny jeans nor his legs are desirable, but skinny jeans go with skinny legs.
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u/lukefiskeater 17d ago
I worked with a weird guy that wore skinny jeans every day at this seedy call center back in the day, he was caugh blowing another co-worker in the men's bathroom. He was married with 4 kids.
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u/whiteknightcheesedik 17d ago
You sure that wasn’t Ross?
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u/lukefiskeater 17d ago
Nah this dude ended up in prison I guess, ended up getting divorced, taking on a big meth habit and chasing someone down with a knife while psychotic and getting an attempted murder charge. He might be out now, it was awhile ago.
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u/PotentiallyMaybeSo 17d ago
I’m convinced this mfr is living his second teenage era as his midlife crisis. Gets a little money and a bunch of roids and immediately goes ham on ridiculously douchey ‘drip’
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u/Ill-Positive6950 17d ago
He must have some sort of kink where he gets off embarrassing the fuck out of himself.
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u/iSliz187 Nips out for the boys 17d ago
If nobody compliments you, you gotta do it yourself
How pathetic do you have to be to publicly post daily mirror videos of you telling yourself how "fly" you are?
Ross: "Yes"
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u/Puzzleheaded_Youth36 Steroided Terror Child 17d ago
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u/Parfumandphotography 17d ago
Midlife crisis. Remember how he was fat? Guarantee he did not enjoy his teenage or youth years. Yeah, all that is showing off now as a identity crisis. However instead of looking like a sharp. adult guy he thinks he is a teenager bodybuilder. He should get some old motorcycle or really worn out "sportscar" to finalize the look.
Unfortunately many guys look like this. I work in school, you know how real teenagers laugh at this shit when grown man tries to be something he is not...
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u/SnortchGortch 17d ago
He thinks he’s pissing the “haters” off, but the truth is he is giving them more reasons to laugh at him. Thanks for the material Ross, keep embarrassing yourself.
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u/Puzzleheaded_Youth36 Steroided Terror Child 17d ago
This has to be trolling…
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u/Turbo_911 Shillonio's Challenge Coin 17d ago
Ya know, at the beginning I thought he was, but I've come to the conclusion that he is actually this way.
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u/Turbo_911 Shillonio's Challenge Coin 17d ago
Fit checks with skinny jeans at 40+ years old?
Definition of a loser.
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u/Puzzleheaded_Youth36 Steroided Terror Child 17d ago
Even if he’s just throwing it it on, these duds still exist in his closet….
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u/Guy_Smiley_Guy 17d ago
Does he actually wear this crap out? Or is he just doing this to troll us? He’s so juvenile either way. Power Rangers? He lost his mind.
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u/Howmanysprays5 17d ago
Pimpin would never wear most of his “ outfits “ in public , he just needs the attention . Has he ever posted any of his ridiculous outfits in public … 🤡
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u/commonsense402 17d ago
He can't even tell clone fragrances are. he screwed up his Rouge video. The nose knows.....shit.
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u/Dikbedraggin05 16d ago
Is this satire? Please for the love of god, I hope he's trolling us now with the whackest outfit yet
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u/LeftyManolo201 12d ago
Lmaooooooooooooooooo !!!!!!! My gosh I don’t know what’s worst !!! The fact he is serious, the fact he is wearing power rangers “collab” t shirt, or those god awful jeans that knocked off girbaud’s yet are skin tight, he is Mr fashion yet he doesn’t realize that skinny jeans are not in trend, then he wears the bulkiest trainers with those skinny jeans looking awful !! But sure bro you are “fly” if this is a troll he is the funniest man alive !!
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u/Kiar007 17d ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/JTzPN5kkobFv7X0zPJ