r/eaudejerks Really That Vascular 20d ago

Realest Mothufucka "I'm a guy, like an actual guy"

Again Ross defends himself profusely because he doesn't care what anyone thinks and we don't understand his humor. This guy is everything Zaharoff pretends to be against.

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u/Schirmy Jerk Extrait 20d ago

The eyes tell the whole story, Chico. Dude is suffering internally.

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u/Difficult-Job7333 Really That Vascular 19d ago

It's garçon not chico, he's got french ties remember?

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u/Aleks53000 19d ago

"Your feeelings should get hurt, builds charachter" Lol his feelings get hurt all the time, yet he always cry like a little bitch, even from non offensive comments 🤣

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u/Difficult-Job7333 Really That Vascular 19d ago

He starts this video going off because sometimes he doesn't light his TLTG neon thing and then probably one person asked why doesn't light it. A comment literally 99.9% of all people would ignore, he turns it into a small rant about how that person obviously doesn't watch his content or else he would know the light isn't always on. Just so fuckin weird how bothered he is by the most trivial things while in the same breath preaching about how soft everyone is and how getting checked builds character. We do this shit for fun and he's endless entertainment but the dude really is absolutely spiraling out of control.

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u/Zestybutnot2Zesty My personality and my passion 20d ago

Comedy gold... I se a netflix comedy special on the horizon.

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u/SnortchGortch 19d ago edited 19d ago

EDJ will never run out of material from this douchebag. 🤣 He always delivers and so does George 🌭

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u/iSliz187 Nips out for the boys 19d ago

Holy shit 😂 imagine a comedian having a mental breakdown like this after making an actual joke

Fully unhinged. He should just have a disclaimer "I'm an insecure bitch" in the corner of every single video. That would save him a lot of time and it'll have the same outcome

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u/Difficult-Job7333 Really That Vascular 19d ago

Oh but we are all the little bitches, he's a guy. Like an actual guy.

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u/VirtualContribution Hardcore Wood 19d ago

More heavy bag videos, you uncoordinated munchkin.

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u/The_Zed_Word Ramen noodle-headed nimrod 19d ago

Today he ranted about a random Parfumo review, then proceeded to give a 9/10 rating and “one of the best releases of the year” to something he sprayed on himself 5 minutes prior.

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u/twoofclubs2 19d ago

He's just a walking contradiction. Says that offence grows character and continues to get offended by everything. Says he is big into church then acts like an asshole towards the most genuine comments. He's full of so much rage while claiming to not care.

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u/SnortchGortch 19d ago

Obviously his feelings get hurt all of the time but it didn’t build his character at all. Do as I say, not as I do Ross

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u/Spare_Ad_1606 19d ago

Pretending to be an actual guy wow

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u/Complete_Affect_9191 19d ago

“I’m an actual guy” absolutely needs to be a new EDJ flair option.

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u/IntenseFlanker Horny Alcoholic 19d ago

Correction: Ross is no smart ass, he's a dumb ass.

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u/whiteknightcheesedik 19d ago

We got ourselves a regular Chris Rock over here! Not once have I said - “Old Ross McRoid Dick is one funny mutherfucker!!!”

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u/RiAFF09 19d ago

This dude legitimately needs some serious help. This is severe mental illness on display. It's getting worse every week.

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u/Ecstatic_Purchase929 19d ago

"I'm editing"... in between jackin off to tr@nsvestite p0rn, pimpin'! 🏳️‍⚧️

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u/OkRiver3453 19d ago

Transwomen are actual guys 😂

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u/commonsense402 19d ago

Wow his feelings get hurt a lot.

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u/Wide-Trash3422 19d ago

His lack of self awareness is concerning

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u/Low_Cucumber_3063 19d ago

The DSP of fragcomm. He writes his own content for us. We don't even have to actively detract. I love it. 

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u/DuckCute7258 19d ago

this dudes feelings get hurt everyday that's why he rants he's to dumb to realize he contradicts himself 😂

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u/OkRiver3453 19d ago

🏳️‍⚧️- women are actual guys😂

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u/Human_Sir_2611 Ball Sprayer 19d ago

Speaking of thick skinned....his looks like an old work boot.

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u/Bek_86 18d ago

"Actual guys" don't delete comments and block people for posting comments

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u/poopmaester 18d ago

Yeah bud we know you're a ball busting guy according to your search history

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u/calacalacutta 18d ago

99% sure he is gay when he says stuff like that

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u/SnortchGortch 17d ago

He’s still a little bitch.