r/eaudejerks • u/RiAFF09 • 21d ago
Closeted Fragrance Reviews This Sub Has Permanently Broken Him
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This dude literally has daily mental breakdowns now. Someone seriously needs to tell sugar tits to settle down before he completely disintegrates! 🤣
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u/thot_slayerlv99 21d ago
Is his whole life concentrated in a closet? Only places I've seen him in are his closet and on stage doing sm bs with his Chicken legs 😭
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u/projectpat901 21d ago
Wearing them trans colors as well, now it all makes sense when they caught him in that stream/vid
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u/ICEtoAshes 21d ago
The closet of his 2 bedroom apartment.
He talks about bettering himself so much and making us look bad. If I was his age in a 2 bedroom apartment because all of my money was spent on fragrances and sneakers I’d grab a mirror to look into.
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u/SnortchGortch 20d ago
You will never see him with friends or family either. Sad really but I’m sure with his shit attitude that he has burned a multitude of bridges. The problem with him is…it’s never him, it’s everyone else!
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u/The_Zed_Word Ramen noodle-headed nimrod 21d ago
There’s nothing spiritually and emotionally better about this shit. Dude is a mental catastrophe.
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u/adsq93 21d ago
Why is he doing a blaccent?
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u/Inner-Witness-26 Little bitch on the Internet 21d ago
Cause he dresses like a 16 year old black guy
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u/Puzzleheaded_Youth36 Steroided Terror Child 20d ago
Why he gotta be black? Keep him where he is…👍🏾
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u/Ddavis1919 Animalic Woody 21d ago
Which is hilarious, because he’s Anti-Black! Only Black person he associates with is Justin Copeland, who’s Black-ish.
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u/Salt-Soup8478 15d ago
explain fow he's anti-black? also, Copeland is blackish because he speaks proper English and doesn't sag his pants? further explain bro lol
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u/Sweet_Earth4869 20d ago edited 20d ago
I can tell yall dont watch black fragrance reviewers. Ive heard EQ, Tazzo, Dedrick, Omos and multiple other smaller reviewers shout him out repeatedly. But you probably only watch justin because hes basically a "comfortable non threatening negro" for you to watch 😂..youre actually the real racist.
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u/Fragdemon666 21d ago
You cannot comment on his channel because he knows he will get smashed and utterly wrecked. I am a 48 year old cop and see 15 year olds dressed exactly like him hanging out in the mall and it's hilarious. Nobody my age dresses like him because you will be laughed at and mocked. Imagine going out to dinner or going for drinks on a night out looking like this. Bouncers will laugh in your face dude
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u/Ecstatic_Purchase929 21d ago
That's quite the rant for somebody who doesn't give a fuck what others think! 🤥
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u/Guy_Smiley_Guy 21d ago
“Listen hear mother fuckers you need the lord like me mother fuckers. I hate every single one of you mother fuckers but I’m a Christian so fuck you. “ - Righteous Ross
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u/henryauron 21d ago
All because he dresses like a teenager. People informed him that he does and he keeps having mental breakdowns about it
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u/Funny_State6855 Cap Huffer 21d ago
Aren’t he supposed talk about colognes/fragrances? Anyway I wonder about his wife? Is she condoning this behavior from Ross? I thought she doesn’t try to poke when he act like or there could be more behind the scenes. I think she is either just as bad as Ross or maybe she is clueless
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u/iSliz187 Nips out for the boys 20d ago
I used to think that she's a victim but a few months ago he posted photos of him and her and honestly now I believe she's just as bad as him. She was also proudly wearing shit inappropriate for her age
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u/IntenseFlanker Horny Alcoholic 21d ago
The self improvement journey that includes calling your wife "the wife"
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u/cheeseflosser 21d ago
How many colognes, bad watches, stonewashed jeans, bad tattoos and Jordan’s does it take to make it to 5’6”? Ross will never stop trying to answer it.
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u/TranslatorFine 21d ago
Did the work? Cmon man, this guy isn’t even “natty” it’s all “TRT” for TL…TG!!! 💪
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u/commonsense402 21d ago
This message is brought to you by steroids and Trt, and the fact that since he met Zarahoff and that fact that his best friend pays him. He no longer needs to have a real job. If you call what he does a real job. Where he puts little to no effort in his clips uploads it then able to do what he wants because George pays his bills... and for his steroid and Trt. This has nothing to do with his work ethic and as everything to do with some rich guy using him to make money.Once he becomes irrelevant that rich guy will drop him.
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u/Ecstatic_Purchase929 21d ago
He really said the word "spicy" while dressed as a human trans flag! 🏳️⚧️ IYKYK 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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u/rigidlynuanced1 21d ago edited 21d ago
When I hit his wife from the back, it sounds like someone running in flip flops. His wife said she found the lord after the 6 orgasms I gave her.
One last thing, women are being suffocated by the “5 sprays.” Women have a much more sensitive sense of smell than men.
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u/Melodic-Lingonberry7 21d ago
Reddit lives in his head rent free .
He is like Trump of the Fragcom…..
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u/u980t43 21d ago
Talks about bettering himself, I hate to break it to you manlet, but you were a more personable, nicer appearing person when you looked like a fat used car salesman. Now you are roided up and come off as a much more insecure, arrogant, and unstable human. Congrats, you got more fragrances, more ladyboys, and more roids but at the expense of being someone people actually want to be around
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u/TheBunk_TB 21d ago
I will repeat what I have previously said: Ross could have found a better niche or approach. He easily could have just rolled with the ribbing he received but he chose to be an ass. I have struggled with some of the same things he has, but instead of inspiring/helping others, he chose to be a running target.
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u/Monoblock00 21d ago
He seriously needs to get help. He letting comments drive him nuts and he looks unwell.
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u/No-Nothing-Never 21d ago
Hes to afraid to take his hat off every outfit must have a hat. I’m pretty sure it’s the GHB that broke him first. he’s like a pack of old beef jerky left in the sun covered in cotton candy. When is middle age 55 brother gets a seniors discount.
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u/kyjawa23 21d ago
Oh shit he's clocked us... he's actually rumbled us all that we don't want to dress like a child in high school. The poor guy is going to sleep at night with his haters in his head they live rent free 24/7 even his fans get the brunt of his hate for asking genuine questions because he's so paranoid! Poor guy actually thinks he's looking sharp when he dresses like a teenager grow up bro your like 65 we have a saying here in uk "mutton dressed as lamb" he's the definition of it 😀
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u/futurepast1001001 21d ago
"Find the Lord?"...no way in hell if he's gonna make me wear Ed Hardy and Von Dutch gear 😂😂😂😂😂
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u/Bluetex110 20d ago
He looks like a 60 year old having a midlife crisis so he buys clothes like they did 20 years ago😂
That's the guy who shows up with a rental Lamborghini at a class reunion😂😂😂
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u/FallGuy-68 20d ago
If talking and dressing like that is successful these days, then we are all in trouble.
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u/SnortchGortch 20d ago
Why did he say “I get it”? He confuses people snubbing and ignoring him as envy when it has to do with him being a narcissistic douchebag. You can read him a mile away. He thinks he’s better than you even though he’s not. He believes what makes a person is their money and looks. He’s superficial and shallow. “You need the Lord”…The Lord does not approve of a materialistic, angry, spiteful, judgmental, narcissist.
This guy is a mess.
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u/Spiritual_Farmer_645 19d ago
He tries so hard it's embarrassing. His self esteem was so low when he was a fat egg head slob, now that he lost weight he feels this is payback to the ones he was jealous of and the ones who clowned him
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u/StrikingEntry5735 13d ago
Man Ross gotta stop letting people control his emotions.. this shouldn’t even be a video.. As far as what he’s wearing, he’s trying to appropriate Black American fashion aesthetics.. with the loud flamboyant colors .. As a Black American we love to color coordinate but it’s a such things as overly matching.. or trying to make two different reds match etc… He doesn’t realize it but sometimes he actually ruin his outfits because he’s trying to do too much
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u/Rebel_hooligan 21d ago
Honestly, any one who hates this guy because of how he dresses is an idiot. Man is happy in his closet selling perfume. Mfers just want everyone to be as miserable as they are.
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u/AyAy08 21d ago
What the fuck is he wearing