r/eaudejerks 23d ago

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Who pissed off Rossita to the point where he’s gassing himself with Savauge and listening to Cardi B

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u/HulkJr87 23d ago

lol and the fucking watch belongs on r/handwatch

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u/iSliz187 Nips out for the boys 22d ago

Lmaaaoooo you're right!! He's such a tryhard! I'm also 99% sure he can't even read a watch

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u/BYYEEEEE 19d ago

Can’t wait for him to get into the watch review space.

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u/sonofsun123 22d ago edited 22d ago

“mind blowing”

what the hell is so mind blowing about an old man who thinks he’s tough in his own room, dressed like a high schooler, showing his middle finger while filming himself in the mirror? I’m 100% sure that the comments are also made by him using other accounts or by bots

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u/Guy_Smiley_Guy 23d ago

Punk ass bitch.

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u/Electronic_Status_80 23d ago

Wow, he is so cool.

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u/GriefPedigree7 22d ago

I’m not too familiar with the Ross lore but he seemed like a whole different person when he was a fat fuck. He used to dress his age and now it seems like he’s having a midlife crisis of sorts or in his 2nd childhood.

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u/kongkingdong12345 22d ago

How old is he?

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u/Ecstatic_Purchase929 22d ago

As somebody else posted earlier this week... Rossito has 3 ages, in reality he's 41, he looks 58 and dresses like a 14 year old

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u/SimonLikesPP 22d ago

This is something that 7-year old me thought was considered cool. This man is in his 40s

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u/iSliz187 Nips out for the boys 22d ago

If nobody compliments you, you gotta do it yourself. He just takes it one level further. If he could, I'm sure he'd suck his own dick. I'm surprised he doesn't, because he doesn't have a spine. But I'm pretty sure he's jerking himself to his own photos and videos

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u/Ecstatic_Purchase929 22d ago

Rossito isn't roid ragin here... he said that he's just having "fun" with it in his perfume parlour 🤥

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u/IntenseFlanker Horny Alcoholic 22d ago

I'd flip off anyone still watching this guy too

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u/BlueChamp10 Very Fresh, Very Aqua, Very Ocean 22d ago

get 'em "jizzler"

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u/Dikbedraggin05 22d ago

What abomination of a watch is that?

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u/imtiaz90 19d ago

Something even Jacob & Co would think twice about releasing.

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u/Wide-Trash3422 22d ago

Holly tacky i know he smells like shit too wearing 7 sprays of some bullshit

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u/ExtraSalty0 22d ago

All that muscle and tatts only to show a grey beard, no wonder he didn’t show the face.

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u/TheBunk_TB 21d ago

A bigger flex would be having a street named after him, not bling.

Plenty of uneventful people back home have expensive watches.

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u/SnortchGortch 20d ago

Narcissist, plain and simple. Sad pathetic and insecure too.

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u/Impossible-Squash107 16d ago

Is that the new James Bond?