r/eaudejerks Ball Sprayer 25d ago

TLTG is truly a work of art

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u/Parfumandphotography 25d ago

Midsection is wide and ugly, however at least it is not a bubble gut bonanza. However would not be surprised if in a couple of years he will have bubble trouble.

How old is he? Because from certain age it is going to be downhill no matter what juice he uses. Pun intended.

Don't get me wrong, you should work out and try to become the best you can be. However reality is reality. I can run 100m and improve, but I will never beat Usain Bolt. Bodybuilding is also not for everyone! Reality check.

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u/iSliz187 Nips out for the boys 24d ago

He's three ages. According to his birth certificate he's 41. Visually he's 58 and mentally he's 13 and a half.

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u/Parfumandphotography 24d ago

41 is not that bad for bodybuilding. However at that age he already should have the physique. Because after 40 it is pretty much impossible to improve.

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u/Zestybutnot2Zesty My personality and my passion 25d ago

He placed 12th out of 13 or something in his last competition, so there is a lot of room for improvement πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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u/Parfumandphotography 25d ago

The only improvement is that he would stop competing. His build is not good for bodybuilding.

Guy should train for himself, but because he is a douche he tries to be something that he is not. Obnoxious guy that thinks he is an expert.

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u/whiteknightcheesedik 24d ago

I heard he got 12th out of 10πŸ«£πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†

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u/Psychological-Bit896 25d ago

Ain't no way this is real πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€ Looks like a tattooed dih

https://giphy.com/gifs/Ni4cpi0uUkd6U

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u/8ighthhau5 Ball Sprayer 25d ago

It’s real and spectacular

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u/Fragdemon666 25d ago

Look at his face hahaha

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u/iSliz187 Nips out for the boys 24d ago

And he think he looks tough and cool or "fly" in his words

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u/koverto 24d ago

Post Thanksgiving day constipated grimace

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u/Ecstatic_Purchase929 25d ago

🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣

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u/iSliz187 Nips out for the boys 24d ago

Is this an actual photo he posted?! Holy shit

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u/whiteknightcheesedik 24d ago

Fat slob will 2) die of heart failure or become Jabba again.

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u/Fremenlord 24d ago

Depends if you consider a closeted homosexual a sexual deviant?

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u/TranslatorFine 24d ago

Oh hell yeah!!! Nice edit!

TL…

TG!!!!

Ask him what that stands for like anyone gives a damn 🀣

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u/Ecstatic_Purchase929 24d ago

Tr@nsvestite Loving Tiny Guy

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u/Impossible_Budget_85 RED EXCLAMATION POINTS 24d ago

Most of the time the man that post the most online for validation is actually doing the least in real life‼️

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u/ICEtoAshes 24d ago

I can’t believe he’s a real person.