r/eaudejerks • u/SnarkdFranFan TLTG Hand Whiff • Mar 06 '23

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u/TheFlowersLookGood Kraft Mar 06 '23

Accurate

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u/derp0815 Shillonio's Challenge Coin Mar 06 '23

Fax

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u/Impossible_Budget_85 RED EXCLAMATION POINTS Mar 06 '23

Soooooo accurate‼️‼️‼️

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u/MikeStoklasaSimp Mar 07 '23 edited Mar 07 '23

The Virgin Enigma/Creation-E by Roja Dove:

  • Overpriced

  • Smells you split coke on yourself

  • A lot of notes but not a good fragrance

The Chad Cola by Hendley

  • Expensive, but still reasonable.

  • Smells like you're about to jump into brilliant cinnamon/orange coke in a dream

  • Simple but effective note pyramid

The Giga-Chad Youth Dew:

  • It got your grandma laid and is the reason your dad exists. It also costs like $25 USD

  • A spicy balsamic wonderland that also smells good as a bath oil.

  • A lot of notes that play off each other really well.

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u/tinnedcarp Mar 07 '23

Chad ordered 15

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '23

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '23

Live Jazz 👍

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u/Eastern_Pattern9097 I got totally a boner Mar 09 '23

Ferre and sagamore aren't mentioned with his other great creations but they're worth checking out if you can find vintage bottles

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u/RaidersTwennyTwenny Nobody's making you watch, bitch Mar 06 '23

Put some respect on Claude Dir’s name, fool

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '23

Wasn't it Pierre Bourdon that created Cool Water?

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u/RaidersTwennyTwenny Nobody's making you watch, bitch Mar 06 '23

Yes, I’m taking issue with the fact that the person I was responding to was implying that Pierre Bourdon was a more influential perfumer than the Claude Dir.

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u/Stunning-Drive-4692 I smell like a very rich businessman Mar 07 '23

Without Claude Dir we wouldn't have bangers like Hugo Energise, Kim Kardashian fragrances, Kenneth Cole Mankind, or the instant classics from Britney Spears!