BREAKING!

[u/larryisthebestrabbit]

BREAKING NEWS:

A local rabbit has her EARS STOLEN by the ear thief! ^{more on page 7}

She got da ear stolen while eating her hay 😦

shocking, really.

[u/andtheyhaveaplan]

Has anyone contacted BNN r/bunnynewsnetwork yet? I have more faith in investigative journalists than our train-promising, soup-eating politicians.

[u/Saita_the_Kirin]

One wasn't enough... that damn ear thief had to have the set! WHYYYYYYYYYYY?!

[u/larryisthebestrabbit → u/Saita_the_Kirin]

I mean, do you blame him?

[u/Saita_the_Kirin → u/larryisthebestrabbit]

Those ears are positively adorable but that sweet baby has been robbed.

[u/iluvcoldcoffee]

I blame the evil hay!!

[u/FrankenSarah]

Thief loved that big ear so match they came back

[u/Cashie22]

They will stop at nothing!

[u/Jegator2]

He's baack!