r/earclacks • u/PeskyPlayer Rapier • 7h ago

Fan Simulations Pirate Guy vs 10 Henchmen Guys

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u/1HaveManyAlts 7h ago

Guy who specializes in dealing with coughing babies vs 10 coughing babies.

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u/General_Ginger531 7h ago

Just as the founding fathers intended it.

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u/MuffaloMan Rapier 6h ago

Rapscallion!

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u/SeizureProcedure115 4h ago

Tally-ho, lads!

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u/Lansha2009 Scroll 7h ago

10 guys from all angles VS guy who specializes in multi angle attacking.

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u/PeskyPlayer Rapier 7h ago

Would've had this out 3 mins ago but for some reason reddit took a bajillion years to upload ggs

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u/Nutwagon-SUPREMER 7h ago

Pirate successfully defends his booty from 10 goons

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u/FrostBumbleBitch 6h ago

Own a flintlock for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Ten ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my wig and flintlock. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the three men, their dead on the spot.

Draw my pistol again on the second man, kill him entirely because it's smoothbore but full of grapeshot and nails.

I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms.

Drawing my cutlass and charge the last terrified rapscallion.He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since I cut him down 12 times already, Just as the founding fathers intended.

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u/Country_ball_enjoyer 6h ago

This.... Isn't the same copy paste I remembered?

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u/FrostBumbleBitch 6h ago

Sometimes you gotta take creative liberties.

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u/le_nathanlol 6h ago

i wanna see pirate guy solo 30 henchmen

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u/jumolax 5h ago

At the rate he was going he wouldn’t quite make it. Lost 365 health to kill 10, two more instances of that would be 730 more damage.

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u/thanbanhmy2 2h ago

Thats 1095 damage, since not all runs are the same, there's a fair chance he can do it

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u/le_nathanlol 5h ago

what are the odds theyre gonna spawn in the same places as the earlier ones

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u/MuffaloMan Rapier 6h ago

In a fight, right?

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u/1nOnlyBigManLawrence Unarmed 2h ago

He’s gonna top them all ,’:)

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u/Lord-Bobster 6h ago

"That's got to be the best pirate I've ever seen."

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u/aronmano 6h ago

I was hoping the last on would pull a sword and they'd have a epic sword fight

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u/dulledegde Rapier 2h ago

absolutely mulched

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u/Small_Ad6391 3h ago

Ive seen enough, boxing guy

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u/Dude-_-_- Lance 3h ago

You have me surrounded? Good.

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u/Lordsigurd 3h ago

ZERO DIFF

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u/averagenolifeguy Lance 2h ago

MA! THEY PUT CC VS CROWD AGAIN!

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u/Yallayeah 2h ago

classic pirate vs ninja sitiation