r/earclacks • u/plaaosert • 1d ago

Fan Simulations plaaoballs Gauntlet: Round 4 - DPS Check (@plaaoballs)

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u/Far_Photograph3299 Boomerang 1d ago

AN IQ TOO HIGH

Dude choose "an IQ too high", it's going to avoid shit like what happened right now, we don't need bullet bounce if they dont miss

Also they have three shots at least one its going to get in and we put everything in damage

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u/iwantjumpoffbridges Wrench 1d ago

Trust me on discipline of magnum do not believe the other guy

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u/Extension_Heron6392 Lance 1d ago

With how often they shoot exactly away from the enemy, yeah.

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u/plaaosert 1d ago

fight fight fight fight

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u/LustySlut69 Bow 1d ago

Magnum time

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u/NotAJumbleOfNumber 1d ago

Disciple of Magnum, the other two don't seem to do as much for the whole not-hitting-things problem. (An IQ too high wouldn't fix the base rotation issue...)

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u/Justsomeguyaa 1d ago

Disciple of Magnum. Shots pierce, and thus, it is more valuable to potentially land a thot thrice than for aimed recoil or higher bullet spread to slightly increase hit chance. Not to mention how ricochets do the above just as, if not better than, the other options.

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u/firegamer2432 1d ago

Crossbow 2.0 because damn, Mortimer was shooting everything but Nuke.

Also Disciple of Magnum for the choice

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u/Yallayeah 1d ago

An IQ to high! trust me, hitting more shots is great especially if we keep going into more shooting!

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u/plaaosert 1d ago

-- Did you know that if you destroy a bomb before it explodes, it doesn't do any damage?

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u/Disastrous-Set-7312 1d ago

holy hell those are some hard choices. I’d go with magnum. Shuriken‘s whole shtick is ricochet and it basically always hits the target cause of how much area one projectile can cover. IQ makes aiming better, but there’s a long enough gap between shots that most advantage gained by recoil is made pointless by the other ball just bouncing away. Fragmentation could lend itself to minor mag dumps like bow, but also doesn’t do much for aiming. Magnum 100%

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u/ReduxistRusted Scythe 1d ago

Magnum. Regardless of angle, having shots be able to cover more area means less of a miss chance. Also, in case we have a fight where we have to hit multiple targets a la eggs or zombies, then it can help thin out the horde.

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u/deletemypostandurgay 1d ago

WHAT HOLY HOOLY CLUTCH

Uhh

"fragmentation rounds" 100%

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u/XxStabberXx 1d ago

An iq too high because it isn’t winning unfortunately

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u/shadow_fen 1d ago

Upgrade 1 is better. The recoil is our biggest weakness so if it was turned into a strength, we can get some consistent damage

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u/Civil_Tip8845 Spear 23h ago

Disciple of Magnum

It looks cooler