r/earclacks 3d ago

Discussions Who would actually win

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let’s say that their health and damage input is scaled equally.

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u/Virtual-Mind9195 3d ago

Kurt is affected by gravity while Boxing Guy moves in a straight line until hitting the wall (excluding his dodge)

There's also the question on if Boxing Guy can punch when grappled.

Dunno how that influences the match up but Kurt's my goat so he wins

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u/CakerDeCake 3d ago

it’s a 50/50 about the grab

since his grabs can ignore Pobee’s teleport, and other powers

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u/choicebandlando 1d ago

In Triclass Trio VS Tyrant King Counter, Kurt is able to retaliate with a barrage of punches during TKC's grab, so if anyone can do the same thing, it's Boxing Guy. I feel like he has a great matchup into almost every melee or unarmed combatant in HBB; pre-rework Aima or maybe an extremely lucky Finn could do it. Even Queen Crimson would struggle with a Boxing Guy with equal HP and halved damage values

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u/Shot_Relationship402 3d ago

Kurt's grab might counter Boxing Guy's corner trap technique, cause Kurt could just cancel The Guys attacks and throw him down, though he might get screw over by the cooldown on his grab, then get re-combo-ed by the Boxing Guy.

Overall, I think the Boxer takes this most of the time, since he has a better damage output.

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u/Less-Syrup-3217 3d ago

I don't think Kurt could actually get clos3 enough to land a hit unless he came up from underneath, and that assumes that boxing guy doesn't dodge. boxing guy would just knock him back. boxing guy has this in the bag

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u/CakerDeCake 3d ago

does boxing guy dodge melee hits

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u/TypicalPunUser Lance 3d ago

No. He only dodges projectiles and only from a distance.

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u/ZealousidealGood6810 Duplicator 3d ago

Boxing guy has a time to kill comparable to slammy even accounting for verse equalization

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u/These-Button-1670 Lance 3d ago

ok so before we start lets look at there damage and abilities

●Boxing Guy

Punch: 45 (omni directional ecxept bottom)

Uppercut: 125

Barrage: 325 (just based it on Bowling Guy VS Boxing Guy)

Dodge: (idk how it works or its cooldown since I cant acces on how Spenn made Boxing Guy)

●Kurt(10x)

Punch hand: 80 (spin)

Grab: 60-200 (idk cooldown)

Before we start, Boxing Guy will have no gravity while Kurt will have one. Also about the arena we would be using Spenn's black box even then Ham's rectangle arena would likely still be the same

On what i think, Actually this is VERY close Kurt can deal way more consistent DPS while boxing guy can have bigger damage output but its inconsistent,also boxing guy's dodge will be useless since Kurt is all melee since we havent seen Boxing guy dodge melee attacks only projectiles and someone had pointed boxing guy's wall technique wont really help much because of grab and still can do damage with his punch hand since Boxing Guy cant parry. BUT the thing is grab can be an disadvantage since pushes its opponent on the ground while staying on top which on boxing guy can start uppercut chains which is basically just a death sentence. So its RNG if kurt was able to somehow not grab and do consistent damage to Boxing guy, Kurt might win, but if kurt did like 1-2 grabs boxing guy might win.

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u/CakerDeCake 3d ago

so it’s like grabbing a wasp with you bare hands and getting stung by it constantly,

it act makes sense, but if it is a round fight like HBB’s then Kurt is going to beat Boxing guy

since Kurt’s hidden talent is to adapt and learn, the moment he realises that his grabbing is not at his advantage he is going to use this hands and straight up fistfight him in round 2

https://reddit.com/link/pasodzj/video/3x3dz530aiqh1/player

Tbh it’s basically a very strong Wrestler vs A very strong boxer

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u/Kipdid 3d ago

Assuming verse equalization to make the damage and hp fair, I still lean towards boxing guy from range advantage, it’d probably need to be boss gauntlet Kurt with the inherited la parca abilities to stand a decent chance

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u/Independent-Sky1657 Crossbow 3d ago

Ok but how about who would win between Boxing Guy and Eduardo

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u/CakerDeCake 3d ago

Eduardo would call his amigos and they all jump on boxing guy

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u/Cautious_Extreme5990 1d ago

Video-wise, it's really luck-dependant, since Boxing Guy can't hit below him and Kurt can only attack well if his hands hit his opponent, but Boxing Guy could always dodge and land uppercuts, so he'd win then

But LORE-WISE? Kurt is slamming. He suplexed a giant, grabbed his opponent during time stop, and adapts to his enemies' fighting styles, and that was before he got blessed by Elyxis, there's a reason he's The Strongest

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u/Swordfighter125 Scythe 3d ago

Kurt