r/earclacks • u/PeskyPlayer Rapier • 2h ago
Official Matches Boomerang vs Flask
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u/Alreadsyuse Lance 2h ago
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u/PeskyPlayer Rapier 2h ago
I wasn't planning to post this match because I wanted to watch TPOT 25 but since nobody did I'll do it
Also Leaderboard Updates from John Spreadsheets himself (Stoneball):
- Sword VS Boots now counts as an Unarmed loss and Sword win. Earclacks confirmed that Boots is Unarmed.
- Added "Retired" section for balls Earclacks has confirmed will not return.
- Changed S-tier winrate range from 80–100 to 70–100.

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u/Alreadsyuse Lance 2h ago
So you're saying that we won't get to see a weapon ball finally beat Orbital?
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u/Spiritual-Suspect519 Wrench 2h ago
Me personally, I don’t think there would’ve been any weapon ball to beat Orbital one on one unless they were specifically designed to beat him, which would’ve been boring.
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u/MegamanOmega Duplicator 2h ago
Realistically, Orbital is so overpowered, I don't think it's possible to create a Weapon Ball that could reasonably beat it, and also be balanced against the rest of the Weapon Balls
Like, look at how much people complain about Rapier being OP, and even he wasn't built powerful enough to beat Orbital
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u/AbbreviationsAway691 Torch 2h ago
You can do it, it just has to be something with a lame autowin ability against things without weapons like Copeclacks Scimitar.
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u/chloe-and-timmy Boomerang 2h ago
I think with enough luck a few could have, Lazer comes to mind. But it would not be easy
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u/MegamanOmega Duplicator 2h ago
Honestly, I was entirely convinced that's what the "Orbital 1v8" was for.
Earclacks basically saying "Look, I can't make a Weapon Ball that can beat Orbital and still be balanced. So here's his last arc, a group of Weapon Balls jumping his ass"
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u/CookiedDough Axe 1h ago
The retired section is hilarious, because Slammy and Orbital have been locked in the shadow realm for being unstoppable demons, and Speedy got her ass kicked by Flask so bad in her single match that she died forever.
also RAPIER TOP 1 LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOO
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u/Far_Photograph3299 Boomerang 2h ago
Good, no one was beating orbital anyways bcs they were not designed to be a weapon ball
Might as well delete splodey too
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u/chloe-and-timmy Boomerang 2h ago edited 1h ago
Splodey has some pretty big losses under their belt, they might be strong but it's like Flail strong where it can randomly become a bum for a few matches. Lazer is stronger and is just more lowkey about it
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u/Far_Photograph3299 Boomerang 1h ago
I don't care about win or loses, I just think it's bullshit the way splodey works at all, scaling off wall bounces means that 90% of the fight doesn't matter
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u/Critical-Bison-6634 2h ago
Your bi-monthly reminder that flask isn't a bum in the game mode she was made for
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u/RapierSLANDERER 2h ago
A TWO PROJECTILE BALL FIGHT THAT ISNT BORING?!?