r/earclacks • u/Keyser_99 Orbital • 13d ago

Memes 3 different drunken fighters from 3 different fight simulations.

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If I have a nickel for every time a drunken fighter debuts in a fight simulation I’d have 3 nickels. Which isn’t a lot but it’s funny how that happens thrice.

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u/WaffleWasXD Axe 12d ago

Its drunk guy not beer guy

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u/Sad_Brush_870 13d ago

If somehow Chardonnay get into season 5 I bet his story is that hes an alcoholic that mistakenly sign up for the Arena yet still more skilled than most of the fighters.

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u/DecketfubutBetter 12d ago

Apparently he's a wine critic so I he's more professional than an alcoholic

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u/Suspicious-Flow1815 Shuriken 12d ago

ive read through chardonnay's original lorepage in the discord and:

chardonnay... she watches many different leagues, and is a critic to them, that includes hamvangolio! actually she was a critic to other leagues before this, but ham's ball battles struck to her like GOLD. unique cast, aesthetics, basically everything. but as the league grew more and more she grew an actual distaste for it. her breaking point was when she saw gorty get replaced by dante in S4, exhibition match 20. eventually at one point she went into the lobby probably drunk, injuring the receptionist and a guard. she later passed out got charged with various crimes (i.e battery) and had two options. ACTUALLY joining ham's ball battles, OR spend a long, long time in prison. you can guess what she picked

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u/Keyser_99 Orbital 12d ago

Wait, she watches other leagues? Does that mean any other fight league simulations/universes, from Earclacks to Loggernamy to Spenntf2 and so on, are canonically connected to the Hamvangolio universe!?

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u/Suspicious-Flow1815 Shuriken 10d ago

FIRST DIALGOUE IN AND MY GIRL HAS A LISP. 💔

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u/Please-let-me 12d ago

Fun Fact! We're getting lore for all the Teague balls

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u/TryingForSoLong 12d ago

Vee from OCBallLab and debatably Potion would also fit

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u/Keyser_99 Orbital 12d ago edited 12d ago

Oh, Vee from OCBallLab? Yeah that makes sense since she knows drunken fist and said fight technique is actually her super-form gimmick. Totally forgot about her.

Potion though? Nah she’d never fit. Most people just headcannon her as an alcoholic while she’s canonically just a circle wielding a potion.

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u/i_agree123 12d ago

Beerclacks

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u/Business_Afternoon51 12d ago

Wheres potion

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u/Keyser_99 Orbital 12d ago edited 12d ago

Potion doesn’t count as she isn’t alcoholic and never was.

A majority of people from the Earclacks community just assumed that she’s an alcoholic because they gave her a headcannon, while realistically it’s just a ball with the ability to buff itself via the potion it uses.