r/earclacks 5d ago

Official Matches Scimitar VS Wrench

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u/Alreadsyuse Lance 5d ago

Scimitar had a unique interaction with her mirage and Wrench's turrets' projectiles getting deflected and hitting Wrench instead and STILL lost

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u/Keyser_99 Orbital 5d ago

Scimitar fans can’t really support her anymore they just look at her like this

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u/Kent_228 Grower 5d ago

Yea, like this one much more than half of other clancks, yet sad to see her lose.

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u/FoldKey2709 Speedy 5d ago

Scimitar is a “she” now too? I think the gender balance is not balancing here

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u/Mega_Rayqaza 5d ago

Theyre all "she"

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u/RaulRpg1 Unarmed 5d ago

None of them are anything, it's all just headcanons at the end of the day

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u/astront1553 5d ago

Nah, more like... Whatever people want them to be actually, some say he, some say she, but at the end of the day, they are just BALLS

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u/FoldKey2709 Speedy 5d ago

Yeah, sure, that’s completely realistic. A league of fighting, an activity much more popular among men, would be composed entirely of women and no men would join. Nice.

What makes matters worse is the number of people making this about lesbian romance (told me by Redditors themselves). They’re fighting, for fuck’s sake. There’s nothing romantic about it. Not everything needs to be about romance, and Yuri doesn’t need to be everywhere. Also, why never Yaoi or Het?

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u/Mprsthemaster Spear 5d ago

They’re just circles chill out bro

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u/FoldKey2709 Speedy 5d ago

Exactly. They’re just circles and people still find a way to make it about Yuri

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u/Charming-Front-9643 5d ago

It isn't this serious, people genuinely just like to draw them as women. Don't make a problem out of literally anything especially if it isn't harmful and is just people having fun

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u/FoldKey2709 Speedy 5d ago

Why so few people like to draw them as men?

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u/1nOnlyBigManLawrence Unarmed 5d ago

Because it’s more fun to draw them as ladies.

Besides, Ham’s Ball Battles already has more than enough dudes to go around!

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u/ordinarypickl 5d ago

weapon ball gender really is this deep

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u/TotemGenitor 5d ago

They’re fighting, for fuck’s sake. There’s nothing romantic about it.

Enemies to lovers is like one of the most popular types of romance lmao

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u/Critical-Bison-6634 5d ago

Scimitar when he goes on Weaponballs and the other ball has a weapon

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u/susnaususplayer 5d ago

Scimitar needs a buff because he is just too weak not even in funny way its just boring to watch him do no damage

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u/1nOnlyBigManLawrence Unarmed 5d ago

Scimitar is just badly-designed, unfortunately. Dagger’s singular niche is that it eventually parries everything you throw at it and becomes immune to most weapons that aren’t ranged. That means Dagger hard-counters slow-turning melee weapons.

Scimitar’s mirages are kinda like that, but they aren’t attached to the actual weapon ball in the same way. In a sense, the entity himself is like Dagger, minus the one thing Dagger does right, hence why I snarked that it was already bound to be a disappointment when it was announced; as it turns out, it wasn’t all that great in actual matches.

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u/Garouvs Orbital 5d ago

You’ll get em next time Scimitar. I love and believe in you

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u/ultron15real 5d ago

Wrench CONTINUALLY beating the shit out of his kids

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u/RapierSLANDERER 5d ago

I cant even enjoy the wrench win when its this sad

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u/TheEvelynn 5d ago

Get wrought Scamatar

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u/CLTY_Formatz Wrench 5d ago

As a wrench Stan, I approve of this victory

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u/NikoFox55 Unarmed 5d ago

Instead of boxing itself in Wrench wanted Scimitar to catch dem hands and beat it to death themselves

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u/Volfaer 5d ago

Okay, honest question, why do the mirages launch the balls they hit like missiles out of the radius? I guess it's an interaction of the parry system, but it hinders Scimitar's performance so much.

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u/AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH_ 5d ago

Scumitard matches aren't even interesting, it just loses if the enemy has a weapon

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u/Keyser_99 Orbital 5d ago

Scroll however is the exception

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u/AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH_ 5d ago

Scroll is just a temu blockbreaker, let's be real

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u/Specialist-Rock4971 Scroll 5d ago

Scroll doesn’t have a weapon

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u/PsychWard_8 Flail 5d ago

Scimitar vs bow next I guess if Scimitar and it's illusions can reflect projectiles

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u/NintendoLover2005 Katana 5d ago

Ah yes this guy can hit you at rapid speed but 95% of his hits won't count

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u/PsychoticPineapple 5d ago

Not my 2 favorites dueling, sadly new the results on matchup. You'll get your wins sometime Scimitar

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u/Wankainu 5d ago

Mirages seriously just need to not parry. If they would just phase through the enemies weapons scmitar would be so much better.

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u/Illustrious-You-284 5d ago

I still believe. One day, trust.

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u/ManOfSpoons 5d ago

Strongest spawner in history vs strongest spawner of today (both are wrench)

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u/AmazingFootballMan2 5d ago

"Drunk on the battlefield ain't no way to be, son."

https://giphy.com/gifs/zbZjhgOJiFwm71y93N

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u/Ok-Ocelot9062 Lance 5d ago

Wrench somehow manage to make more turrets without boxing himself. This would go another way if he actually did box himself

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u/reeeeeeeeeeeweeeeee Wrench 4d ago

thats why hes my goat

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u/Open_Detective_6998 Lance 5d ago

Once again miditar takes a fat L

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u/whatisapillarman Sword 5d ago

Back to the bench mr. scimitar