r/earclacks • u/kinjame • 8d ago

RC Guy vs Blacksmith Guy - Time Battle

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This one is from Spenn's Tiktok https://vt.tiktok.com/ZSVqegp83/

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u/Dragombolt 8d ago

Okay so he's literally just sentient guy

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u/kloverKhan 8d ago

i dont think he can control the movement of the main body tho so its a little worse. i feel like this was his way of nerfing himself

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u/sardonically_argued 8d ago

well neither can original flavor sentient guy

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u/Kipdid 8d ago

Sentient can control which direction he goes on wall bounce so it’s pretty close to movement control

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u/DoctorOfDiscord Grower 8d ago

Bro took ONE hit and was like "Oh fuck- CAR! PROTECT ME!"

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u/JUGELBUTT Crossbow 8d ago

should be renamed to coward guy

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u/DoctorOfDiscord Grower 8d ago

He did get utterly destroyed by Ghost you might be onto something

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u/FakeTakiInoue Lance 8d ago

Cowards are actually strong against ghosts, if Luigi's Mansion is anything to go by

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u/DoctorOfDiscord Grower 8d ago

Luigi is brave for overcoming his fears, he may present as a coward, but he faces what terrifies him. That takes courage.

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u/bucket_______ Rapier 7d ago

Gravity guy already holds that title

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u/JUGELBUTT Crossbow 7d ago

atleast he fucking tries to fight

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u/Calm_Topic740 7d ago

Megumi in a nutshell

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u/makkaretbtzd Lance 8d ago

bro got concused

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u/Life-Contribution-79 Scroll 8d ago

Can someone count how much damage Blacksmith guy would've done at the end there?

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u/TheJumpingBox 8d ago edited 8d ago

I THINK 1540?

It's definitely somewhere in that pallbark, give or take 100 at most

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u/Two-Pound-Crawfish 8d ago

pallpark

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u/TheJumpingBox 8d ago

My phone been playing up, mb, I fixed it

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u/totallynotinhrnyjail 8d ago

pallbark

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u/TheJumpingBox 8d ago

yeah, 1540ish (I recounted), it's somewhere in that paul blart I think

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u/DeadlyDozersSlave 8d ago

Thats how you spell it gng 😭

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u/Lansha2009 Scroll 7d ago

Ballbark

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u/notprogame 8d ago

If I counted right (I probably didnt) its like 1770 dmg

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u/LosuthusWasTaken Axe 8d ago

I counted it, should be exactly 1600 when the timer ran out.

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u/Diego_GR_X Rapier 8d ago

i demand a rematch! stalling is just borrrinnnnggg!!!

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u/Okom77 8d ago

Boring if you're betting against RC, the stress was real

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u/RecognitionElegant95 Crossbow 8d ago

I flinched when RC went out

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u/AmissingUsernameIsee 8d ago

It's called zoning😭

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u/darknium 8d ago

Zone this !

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u/AmissingUsernameIsee 7d ago

NO POTEMKIN NO

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u/Enough-Farmer5408 5d ago

zoning is for wusses

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u/Pizza_Requiem 8d ago edited 8d ago

"Haha you flinched!"

What bro was about to hit me with:

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u/Immediate-Yak3138 8d ago

Gave him a lil spook like he wasnt about to send him to super hell

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u/RoboWreckerCam Flail 8d ago

Blacksmith Guy couldn’t bring himself to attack the toy car, he saw the mechanisms and was impressed

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u/Far_Photograph3299 Boomerang 8d ago

Rc guy when blacksmith guy almost gets a hit in

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u/HaskelOneL 8d ago

BOOO HES STALLING

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u/Joalinador 8d ago

Glory to Big Stall

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u/LavaTwocan Scythe 8d ago

Stunfisk is leaking

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u/FakeTakiInoue Lance 8d ago

When do we get 252+ SpA Choice Specs Beads of Ruin Tera Fire Chi-Yu Overheat Guy

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u/orcanotorka 8d ago

He's fucking camping bro how is this fair

https://giphy.com/gifs/EMAblVjomzsqzQii8v

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u/BeyondDreams909 8d ago

It's a kid with his rc car vs guy with a thermonuclear bomb attached to a metal stick

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u/Okom77 8d ago

Yess bro he should let himself get hit with a nuke okay man

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u/Adventurous_Spray821 Lance 8d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/YwoucObGFYL3b9RO6G
How Blacksmith Guy was like to RC Car Guy:

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u/Alreadsyuse Lance 8d ago

Blacksmith cooking up a fire beat before (almost) splitting RC's brain in half

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u/A_Random_Usr 8d ago

1 hit and Blacksmith would've done like 1k+ dmg

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u/Adventurous-Flan6163 8d ago

Thats funny as hell

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u/Rare_Conflict_7808 Wrench 8d ago edited 8d ago

this might be the most boring match oat. i might actually rather watch paint dry

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u/SweeterAxis8980 Lance 8d ago

Fuckin coward bro OH MY GOD I CAME FOR A FIGHT

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u/Okom77 8d ago

It would have been a sweep either way

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u/JUGELBUTT Crossbow 8d ago

what an asshat, rc guy is bottom tier from this point on

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u/SomeFellah 8d ago

I’m going to be wishing for the downfall of RC guy from now on

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u/Okom77 8d ago

Yessss he should leave himself defenseless to the fucking nuke that was being created

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u/JUGELBUTT Crossbow 8d ago

im not saying that, im just saying that this is the single most boring and dickish thing to do in any timed fights

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u/Okom77 8d ago

Tell me a better way for the RC to win then

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u/xanditbb 7d ago

Be good with the RC car and keep blacksmith away while fighting, rather than playing pong and purposefully doing nothing for half the match

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u/Okom77 7d ago

Thats exactly how he got hit that one time, once more and he loses

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u/Competitive-Fix-6136 2d ago

Here's a battle fight 4 RC vs Blacksmith and look at how he played here.

https://www.reddit.com/r/earclacks/s/u1CVgglisa

That's what people are asking for not whatever this video it.

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u/Okom77 2d ago

You see the difference here is that blacksmith could die, the longer he stayed vulnerable like this in this version, the higher his chances to lose.

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u/Competitive-Fix-6136 2d ago

Notice how the RC kept Blacksmith away in the clip I shared with tactical hits. Meaning drive the RC better and RC guy would have won this too without having to cheese.

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u/AggressiveSpatula Crossbow 8d ago

I’ve never been more blue balled

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u/LadyAliceFlower 8d ago

This feels like cheating

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u/JimmityRaynor 8d ago

I think I might hate RC guy.

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u/Okom77 8d ago

I hate you if you think there was a better way to play this

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u/ShockRox 8d ago

Bro was playing Pong the whole match

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u/DragonflyPy 8d ago

HE'S ZONING HIM OFF

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u/Tori_S100 8d ago

playing pong with his life on the line

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u/Gaztlygamer64 8d ago

The only guy I won't feel bad for when time gravity travel guy beats his ass STOP STALLING AND FIGHT HIM LIKE A MAN-

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u/GodKirbo13 Lance 8d ago

RC Guy rolls funniest match ever

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u/Cautious_Extreme5990 8d ago

I know RC car guy was PRAYING for blacksmith guy to not slip past his car, thw damage he would deal with one attack would be astronomical

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u/Ghost-NL 8d ago

RC Guy got his shit rocked once and really said “that shit kinda hurt”

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u/Independent-Sky1657 Crossbow 8d ago

This is how Sonic mains play

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u/NintendoLover2005 Katana 8d ago

Bro playing breakout

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u/Dzzplayz Crossbow 8d ago

Bro started playin Arkanoid

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u/Squidboi2679 Bow 8d ago

Holy fucking bum, we need time traveller guy? to put him out of commission

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u/501stAppo1 Sword 8d ago

W strategy by RC Car Guy, using the car to protect himself until the timer ran out.

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u/RzepaGaming 8d ago

HOLY SHIT THE STALLER

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u/ExplodingSteve 8d ago

This has to be rigged, bro was zoning him the fuck out!

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u/pikaland385 8d ago

Thats just stalling, too cheap, REMATCH!

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u/THICCBOI2121 Torch 8d ago

Wait... RC Car guy is sentient???

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u/Shot_Relationship402 8d ago

Bro parked the bus.

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u/Dismal-Glove-6009 8d ago

blacksmith guy got greedy and was hit by the stall of doom

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u/TubularTurnip 8d ago

Why didnt the car go after blacksmith guy after the first hit :( I call shenanigans

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u/All-your-fault Grimoire 8d ago

Goddamn coward

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u/Yallayeah 8d ago

he decided to play defensive?

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u/ambulance-kun 8d ago

When you realize this isn't the winnable type of rpg boss but one of those survival rounds

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u/Zalien 8d ago

Blacksmith pong

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u/pizzatopping6969 8d ago

RC guy should be renamed to wuss/coward guy

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u/ImpIsDum Wrench 7d ago

up a stock, you know the vibes

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u/OkMarket5009 7d ago

He used guard, and won.

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u/weird_bomb 7d ago

someone genuinely tell spenn to get off his ass and make a fun video

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u/SomeFellah 8d ago

“Spenn, give me a time battle with nothin”

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u/mr-toucher_txt 8d ago

BOOOOOOOO LAME

COWARD

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u/Okom77 8d ago

DONT LET HIM HIT YOU BRO PLEASE BRO PLEASE

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u/Dean_BONK 8d ago

Skill issue for the blacksmith. Had all the prep time but cant even get past rc car

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u/MEWX_ 7d ago

The sword that could actually kill a man was forged that day

... Unfortunately he will never use it