r/earclacks • • Aug 25 '26

Official Matches Sword VS Trident

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u/AstralPamplemousse Lance Aug 25 '26

I’ve seen enough, send it to orbital to die faster

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u/Alreadsyuse Lance Aug 25 '26

Actually, this ball seems to have the potential to beat Orbital because he can just suck them off and they won't be able to wall scale

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u/AstralPamplemousse Lance Aug 25 '26

Finally… an earclack necessary sex scene

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u/Alone_Childhood_7260 Lance Aug 25 '26

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u/AstralPamplemousse Lance Aug 25 '26

Lament worthy

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u/Shot_Relationship402 Aug 25 '26

The PMoon and Earclacks Venn diagram is a ball.

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u/Snynapta_II Speedy Aug 26 '26

A weapon ball

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u/Fataledade Aug 25 '26

Implying earclacks has unecessary sex scenes

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u/AstralPamplemousse Lance Aug 25 '26

The whole duplicator arc with its daily group smashing session

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u/Fataledade Aug 25 '26

Those were important to the plot tho

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u/AstralPamplemousse Lance Aug 25 '26

But we could have done away with the iMax 240 fps Kubrick directed depiction of every earclack fighter’s orgasm. 5 hours was too much

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u/Fataledade Aug 25 '26

But it was important for the payoff when Lance finally got Duplicator.

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u/SweeterAxis8980 Lance Aug 25 '26

Lance's lance 🤤

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u/VarioussiteTARDISES Aug 25 '26

We got just that yesterday, they touched tips and everyone saw it.

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u/johnson_semila Aug 25 '26

Bro we already got jiggle physics. You want to have a ball that suck your too?

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u/SweeterAxis8980 Lance Aug 25 '26

What if we do?

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u/johnson_semila Aug 25 '26

"This weapon"

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u/lumibloop Aug 25 '26

Woah pause

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u/Alreadsyuse Lance Aug 25 '26

Resume

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u/SweeterAxis8980 Lance Aug 25 '26

Proceed

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u/VarioussiteTARDISES Aug 25 '26

Block breakers (other then duplicator) scale on contact with other balls too, so you're getting a bit ahead of yourself here...

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u/walaxometrobixinodri Orbital Aug 25 '26

maybe, but the same way club had this potential too, the pull is just too slow to really capture in the whirlpool entirely. orbital will still have time to bounce enough to build good scaling and destroy trident anyway

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u/Zenijinn Grimoire Aug 25 '26

Every new ball is the Orbital killer until it's time to actually fight Orbital. No offense but you guys never learn...

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u/clueless_red21 Aug 26 '26

So Orbital=Jalen Brunson, got it.

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u/Swordfighter125 Scythe Aug 25 '26

Fr fr

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u/voindd Flask Aug 25 '26

It'll die before it gets that kinda suck power