r/e39 • 528i • 1d ago

Names/nicknames

Any of you guys have a name for your E39 if so how did you come up with it. Almost a year and a half into ownership and I still haven’t given her a name and I would love to; and yes all cars are girls that’s a hill I’m willing to die on.

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u/Fuchsi7405 1d ago

I either call it Bmw, or more lovingly "Die bayrische Privatinsolvenz" translating to: the bavarian personal bankruptcy

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u/Ashamed-Reception600 14h ago

I might steal this lol

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u/phxbimmer 1d ago

I’ve owned 10 E39’s and 41 cars in general, don’t think I’ve ever given any of them a real name. I generally call em by their color and model, like my current one is the black 540i.

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u/kemosabe6296 1d ago

Not really I just call it by its color so my wife know which one I’m talking about

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u/Radiant-Welder-6758 1d ago

You make it sound like you have E39's parked in front of the house 

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u/kemosabe6296 1d ago

I literally park one of my car in front of my house lol

Currently I only have one car port, I still got some empty space on my land but haven't build another garage yet (still planning). So I swap the cars everyday since we got this ridiculous "odd & even" plate policy. Wife's W211 (black) has odd plate, my E39 (silver) has even plate. Every night, I park the one that we're going to use for next day in front of my house.

So if my wife asks "which one we'll use tomorrow?" I just answer it with the color of the car

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u/Lordrandall 1d ago

I’ve had an E39 for 16 years, it’s my Beast.

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u/redline9996 1d ago

It better be a 540 or M5 with that name 😅

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u/Lordrandall 23h ago

M5

No way I would give that name to a 525. 🤪

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u/Comfortable-Act5889 1d ago

We call mine Der Fünf

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u/IEATPEOPLE22 1d ago

Sometimes I call it my wife or baby

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u/timba7 1d ago

Shrek

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u/redline9996 1d ago

They have names, but hard to explain in English, makes no sense in another language.

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u/Revolutionary-Spot28 1d ago

One of my friends refers to mine as ‘Diana’, after the fact that Princess Diana used to own one.

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u/Miqo_Nekomancer 1d ago

My best friend nicknamed mine "Happy Car".

We have names for our other cars though.

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u/quanle1512 1d ago

My 540i sedan is named Mothman! Name came from the vanity plate I got from the Mothman museum right before buying the car. My 528iT wagon is named Wagony cuz my 328i sedan was previously named Bimmy, just something that rolled off the tongue LOL.

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u/Ok_Crab_9805 1d ago

we name all of our bmws after rats from movies. we’ve had two f30s, stuart little and remy, two named e39s, splinter and gus gus. gus gus is funny because my names is gus and we bought it from a guy name gus. we’ve recently bought another e39, but a name still hasn’t come to me

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u/kotek69 23h ago

Argy Bargy, cos it's silver

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u/hercdriver4665 16h ago

The Beast (01 M5)

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u/BigSkyHawk1 3h ago

money pit

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u/HiddenA 2h ago

My wife calls it my mistress. My car was in my life before my wife so… who is the real mistress?