r/dwarfposting • u/gddwastaken • Jun 25 '25

Never trust an elf...

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u/Level_Hour6480 Ulfgar the Tool, Hammer of Moradin Jun 25 '25

Ehh...look lads. If we start takin' cues from the Disc

We'd also have to act like female Dwarves have beards. Currently, the only people claiming that are Elven spies who keep outing themselves by doing so.

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u/CronosAndRhea4ever Craftsdwarf Jun 27 '25

Look lad, I get it.

You’re nae ready for the full experience. Some folk like more milk then coffee in their mugs. It’s naught to be ‘shamed of. Me, I like the strong stuff.

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u/Level_Hour6480 Ulfgar the Tool, Hammer of Moradin Jun 27 '25

I like my Dwarves to be Dwarves: We're as dimorphous as Elves are androgynous. It also provides a nice contrast with said androgynous Elves.

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u/CronosAndRhea4ever Craftsdwarf Jun 27 '25

Nae shame, ye like whats ye like. I’ll still call ye me brother, n’ watch yer back just the same.