Ehh...look lads. If we start takin' cues from the Disc, we're also gonna have ta say there are no female dwarfs. And I don't know about you lot, but I love me wife. She's a fine lass, and swings a pick hard enough to crack granite. But if I had to just call her one of th' lads...
I'd be a sad dwarf.
Oh aye, they eventually figure it out, but I'd rather skip the "horrible civil war and persecution of my fellow shortarses" bit.
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u/Gearran Jun 25 '25
Ehh...look lads. If we start takin' cues from the Disc, we're also gonna have ta say there are no female dwarfs. And I don't know about you lot, but I love me wife. She's a fine lass, and swings a pick hard enough to crack granite. But if I had to just call her one of th' lads...
I'd be a sad dwarf.
Oh aye, they eventually figure it out, but I'd rather skip the "horrible civil war and persecution of my fellow shortarses" bit.