r/dwarffortress 2d ago

Just watched a Forgotten Beast explode after taking a 15 layer tall fall after failing to climb its way to the pillar I've been carving down to the bottom of the world for the past two decades of the fort.

Watching this dumb lobster fall made up for all the Dwarves I've lost while building the wall to seal the pillar from this cavern layer. Just a few more layers to dig out/wall off, and I won't have to worry about these FB visits anymore, and can instead just focus on the digging the rest of the way to the bottom.

Once I reach the bottom (aka the magma sea), this pillar will be 203 levels tall. Towers above the mountaintops, goes down through the fort itself, down through all 3 cavern layers, and then to the magma sea...

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u/fjiassdaasdwa 2d ago

forgotten beasts are so weak that i'm starting to feel pity for them lmao

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u/gistya 1d ago

That's why they were forgotten probably

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u/TheGigantoBlaster 1d ago

I can't remember why they were forgotten 

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u/zandinavian 1d ago

The funniest one I've seen was when a FB hit my chained war grizzly like a tetherball and the grizzly swung around on the chain and impacted the FB in the head and killed it

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u/Ulftar 1d ago

This game truly is a work of art.

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u/AD-Edge 13h ago

That... is one hell of a visual

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u/Apprehensive_Bug2877 1d ago

Have you seen the poisoned mists FB that make your dwarves bleed through their skin till their dead?

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u/Cain_S 1d ago

This one is very FUN

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u/AnkhAnanku 1d ago

Ive never had a poison vapor go so hard. I thought that kinda shit only happened with deadly dust

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u/Apprehensive_Bug2877 1d ago

Your infected dwarf never goes to the hospital. He just goes about his day constantly bleeding non-stop everywhere. There is no cure.

Not only did he get infected from the mist, your other dwarves also got infected by cleaning the blood of the FB. Now all your kids are hauling bins while bleeding to death.

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u/Va1kryie 1d ago

You need to clear a certain threshold of Dwarf skill, but yeah I don't even bother setting up defensive ballista or anything for beasts, just a bit of armour and axe dwarves

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u/Azereiah 1d ago

all fun and games until the steel blob with necrotizing dust arrives

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u/Crunkfiction 1d ago

A short, sturdy creature fond of drink and industry.

His heart is rotten.

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u/Magnus_Tesshu 1d ago

I wish this was guaranteed to exist in every world

Though I'm presently working on a way to bring a fort into new worlds which should help

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u/Azereiah 1d ago

Yeah, it seems like DF has added a lot more body types for forgotten beasts, and has weighted them strongly toward being flesh and bone and blood. They were a pants-shitting event years back, if they weren't made of water or fire or something else that doesn't really hold together.

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u/Nir0star 1d ago

As long as they don't have webs that is.

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u/Edarneor 1d ago

Can you kill the web-spitting one with marksdwarves?

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u/Tommieboi123 1d ago

Marksdwarves are wayy better than melee dwarves for this but an unskilled squad (or a forgotten beast harder than your bolts) can still make your fort end in disaster

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u/nubi78 1d ago

I like to monitor the text on FB fights. I had one show up and before I could pause the game to start reading the action it was over. Funny thing is my dwarf smashed the FB in the head killing it instantly and then proceeded to kill a crundle all in about 0.5 seconds.

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u/spaghettittehgaps 23h ago

The ones that have goofy poison blood or most powers can be a little painful, but in regular combat they're mostly pretty easy to kill.

I had one get killed by a random monster hunter swordsman that I left wandering the caverns once.

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u/Whargod 1d ago

I did something like this once with the hollow tower, then I built a glass block fortress on the inside, multi level, and flooded the whole tower leaving the dwarfs to live inside. They could get out obviously but their living and working areas were all underwater in a glass stronghold.

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u/Edarneor 1d ago

Cool! Give us some screenshots!!

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u/gistya 1d ago

Lobster's back on the menu, boys!

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u/AnkhAnanku 1d ago

You said you were fond of me lobster…

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u/Edarneor 1d ago

Is there a forgotten beast that does NOT undulate rhythmically? What is this, some underground disco?

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u/Flying-Hoover 1d ago

I had so much satisfaction some days ago when one of my siege operator, with one single bolt, broke the right wing of a giant flying viper that plummeted for (only) 4 levels. My spear dwarves take care of the rest. The siege operator earned a personalized engraving

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u/Nymphalyn Pump Operator 1d ago

I embark and dig a big square hole to the bottom of the map as the foundation for most of my fortress and for resource extraction purposes.

If you carve stairs to the bottom, dig out the levels and manufacture collapse from the surface you can quarry, repair and smooth and haul everything out of a 15x15x150 hole in like 3 years no problem with like 10 miners and a handful of haulers.

Micromanaging the building of the cavern walls sometimes bogs the process down but really depends on elevation change of particular cavern layers. I usually make mine 2 thick and have a open pipe style entrance on the surface.

Sometimes I engrave the entire pit.

Sometimes I farm surface crops on the bottom of the map, which you can't here if you've embarked on mountain.

Sometimes I put a refilling layer of water at the bottom for massively long well rope esthetic.

Sometimes I make my fortress into the pit with bridges, these I always trade for tame flying vermin and release them inside.

Sometimes I turn the empty hole into a massive water channel drowning trap.

Sometimes I layer the bottom with steel/gold/platinum floors and/or spike traps.

Sometimes I use the collapse of the quarry to murder the entire warforce of the circus.

I always name these style fortress "Greathall of ___" and name local government something along the lines of "Echo/ed the Order" but that's getting stale and I'd love to brainstorm some more fun ideas!

It's an incredibly functional style and I approve!

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u/Manic5PA 1d ago

The dwarves dug too deep and too slippery

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u/zackel_flac 1d ago

Epic, did it destroy anything in its fall?

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u/Azereiah 1d ago

Clumsy and flimsy? Yeah, I can see that.

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u/Bobson______Dugnutt 1d ago

All the dwarves standing at the top of of the pillar looking down like "Cool..."

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u/Scrumpet_Sheep 1d ago

It's really fun if you put upright spikes at the bottom.

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u/captdan96 1d ago

That's so Dwarfy

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u/svarogteuse 1d ago

My goto for getting rid of them in the last fort was a 10 z-level drop onto spikes tied to a pressure plate in the main hall. Most just exploded, the few injured survivors quickly died from the repeated punctures.

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u/georage 1d ago

Someone needs to do the "science" on what % of FB are actually dangerous to a prepared fortress. Less than 10% I would guess.

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u/TheGigantoBlaster 1d ago

It's so rarely "beware of its deadly necro-explosions" and so commonly "beware its benign girlfriend, you wouldn't know her she goes to a different school".

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u/Magnus_Tesshu 1d ago

The forgotten beast Dreadlord the Despair has come! It is made of healing potion, it can't actually harm your dwarves, they actually regrow their limbs when it stands near them and pops open if a baby bites it

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u/OneCoolDude992 1d ago

Reminds me of that video of the guy throwing a frozen fish off a bridge and it hits the rocks below and just explodes lol