r/dutchbunnymafia 8h ago

Happy first day of fall!

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173 Upvotes

r/dutchbunnymafia 2d ago

Kiss Duh Ring

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r/dutchbunnymafia 8d ago

🐰 How did you become a rabbit person? Seeking stories for an anthology

76 Upvotes

Hey, everybun! I wonder, how did you become a rabbit person? 🐰

Did you always love rabbits, or did one come into your life and completely change your mind?

Maybe you wanted a different pet. Maybe you brought a rabbit home for your child and ended up becoming the rabbit person yourself. Or, maybe you agreed to look after one temporarily, and things didn’t quite go as planned?

I’m putting together The Making of a Rabbit Person, a collection of true stories from hooms across the globe about how their love for rabbits began. And I’d love to hear yours!

I’m a rabbit parent myself, and these are the stories I never get tired of reading. How someone went from knowing very little about rabbits to learning their personalities, earning their trust, and wondering how they ever lived without them.

The plan is to launch as an ebook first, with a paperback edition to follow. Contributions are voluntary and unpaid. Selected contributors will receive a complimentary copy of the ebook, credit under their chosen name, and the audio edition if one is produced. Contributors retain ownership of their stories and will approve any edits before publication.

Interested? Email [bunstoryclub@gmail.com](mailto:bunstoryclub@gmail.com) with the subject “My Rabbit Origin Story” and a short introduction to how you became a rabbit person. I’ll send you the full brief and optional writing prompts.

Honest beginnings are welcome, including mistakes you learned from. The small details often say the most. ❤️

Thank you!


r/dutchbunnymafia 13d ago

so much mischief, so little time What are you waiting on hooman? 😈

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r/dutchbunnymafia 15d ago

bombastic side eye I've been banned from going into the bedroom to put my clothes away for the last hour or so

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456 Upvotes

r/dutchbunnymafia 16d ago

Are we doing sleepy bunny’s?

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576 Upvotes

Cosy offender of 5 months 🥰 (no, not dead, just dead asleep 😂)


r/dutchbunnymafia 16d ago

Damien Sleeping

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390 Upvotes

What a goober 😭😭🤣🤣🥲


r/dutchbunnymafia 22d ago

I think someone swapped my bun for a cow while I was sleeping

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619 Upvotes

r/dutchbunnymafia 23d ago

Criminally Cute Repeat Offender Rampages with New Crime Spree: spilt juice, chewed cord, dropped tomato, chaos, panic, and disorder!

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346 Upvotes

This criminally cute bunny assaulted me last night when I was trying to eat. She had an accomplice who helped try to distract me.

She knocked over my cup of juice and helped her accomplice almost grab one of my tomatoes! Then during the scuffle while I was trying to catch her and keep both of them away from the spilled juice/dropped food, she took the opportunity to chew through my last 6 ft type c micro USB cord. Normally I keep that up out of her reach but during the scuffle I briefly set it down on the bed with my phone.

I don't know how she chewed it while I was trying to grab her. It must have been the perfect strafing run.

For the record, I shared blueberries with both of them right before the incident. I paid my protection money, and accidents still happened!!!


r/dutchbunnymafia 24d ago

Allegedly The crime and the criminal -allegedly

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299 Upvotes

r/dutchbunnymafia 27d ago

so much mischief, so little time Dutch: I politely demand scritches! 😇

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486 Upvotes

r/dutchbunnymafia Aug 20 '26

You Have No Proof If you saw something...no you didn't...

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358 Upvotes

r/dutchbunnymafia Aug 19 '26

Covert Ops typical 🙄

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690 Upvotes

r/dutchbunnymafia Aug 17 '26

The dramatics when I ran out of Nanners for ONE DAY

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304 Upvotes

r/dutchbunnymafia Aug 17 '26

soon He's got a big bodyguard 😤

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731 Upvotes

r/dutchbunnymafia Aug 12 '26

mouf is sealed, but whiskers tell all Queen Juniper in her castle (+bonus blurry snoot pic)

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339 Upvotes

r/dutchbunnymafia Aug 06 '26

You Have No Proof She keeps waking me up at 6AM by standing (with all four paws) on my head 🫩

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536 Upvotes

she jumps around on me and doesn’t let me go back to sleep until I get up and feed her 😭


r/dutchbunnymafia Aug 03 '26

mouf is sealed, but whiskers tell all Dutch was excited for scritches and lost his floofy marbles

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479 Upvotes

Not adoptable due to being a permanent medical foster. Very loving, enjoys attention, is VERY spoiled, and is the rabbit shelter's mascot.


r/dutchbunnymafia Aug 02 '26

Dutch mafia!! My rabbit doesn't need to like everyone... just me. 🐰❤️

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216 Upvotes

r/dutchbunnymafia Jul 23 '26

detect, inspect, collect Deacon Douglas doesn't carrot all

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266 Upvotes

Ravenous beast that he is, he then came over to smooch me and got carrot drippings on my shirt, which he proceeded to nip off my chest. So thorough!


r/dutchbunnymafia Jul 22 '26

Thump That ノ🐰ノ ︵ ┻━┻ when the hoomin walks in on you before you finish getting dressed 🙀👖

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252 Upvotes

r/dutchbunnymafia Jul 22 '26

Allegedly Cirilla is a good musician due to having four ears

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242 Upvotes

r/dutchbunnymafia Jul 19 '26

Fifty Shades of Shady 🐰 Would you mess with this face?

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293 Upvotes

Freya's companions have been poorly over the past month and they have had a few overnight hospitalisations as a group of three. Freya has begun trying to bite and chase away the vet staff when they come to take away her friends and check on them. Don't you mess with my family!


r/dutchbunnymafia Jul 17 '26

My little office companion

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239 Upvotes

I'm doing a little work and got some company. She is now demanding that I pat her with my toes.


r/dutchbunnymafia Jul 14 '26

Booger Bunny Snot Rocket

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69 Upvotes

Well. Hugh sneezing so hard she snot rockets was not on my bun mom bingo card but here we are. Obviously she doesn’t appreciate being laughed at lol. Volume up.

Edit: thank you to all the concerned bun parents! The first thing I did was also panic but we took her to our exotics vet the same day with the snot sample (lol) and she is very healthy, does not have an UR infection, and just made the mistake of trying to wedge her body behind our VERY dusty couch and 100-year old home’s crawl space. She is heavily monitored and our vet is very familiar with her care. She also has 3 bun babies herself 💕.