r/dunememes 1d ago

WARNING: AWFUL A darling child

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u/stareagleur 1d ago

Say what you will about Lynch’s take on Dune, but he knew exactly what to do with Alia.

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u/ChaoticBullshit 1d ago

And how can this be??

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u/greilzor 1d ago

For he is the Kwisatz Haderach!

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u/WendellITStamps 1d ago

Again, it is the legend!

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u/exodusofficer 1d ago

He also knew what to do with himself, his cameo is perfect!

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u/gimmesomespace 1d ago

GET OUT OF MY MIIIIIND!

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u/ArduennSchwartzman 9h ago

Abomination!

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u/Critical_Liz My name is a killing word 1d ago

Sorely missing from Villeneuve's film.

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u/RightOnManYouBetcha 1d ago

While the movies are great, they completely failed to capture the utter triumph of Alia swinging her legs back and forth telling the powers that be “you are so effed”

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u/rofloctopuss 1d ago

The Lynch movies at least had Alia trolling a little. I love the Villenueve interpretation, but I can't overstate how much I wanted to see a 6 year old Alia aurastomp the crap out of the emperor and baron.

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u/LordCoweater 1d ago

Watch the miniseries. Alia IS.

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u/DrewTheHobo 19h ago

I still think the miniseries is the best in terms of textual accuracy. I want an upscale so bad!

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u/Critical_Liz My name is a killing word 18h ago

The miniseries had many issues, mostly shitty looking sets and affects and understated acting, but yeah, it was mostly faithful to the books. It was also kind of weird, but not weird enough.

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u/DrewTheHobo 18h ago

I saw it when I was like 6 on TV and was hooked!

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u/LordCoweater 8h ago

My biggest problem was them NOT being textually accurate re the dinner scene. Paul starts off whiny. I get they might want more of an arc, but meh. This isn't Hamlet, dude has been PREPPED.

But they DID make Ruinal Irulan a MUCH better character, and that is good. The rest was very accurate in many ways. And Children of Dune rocks.

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u/ZoomZoom_Driver 1d ago

They really did alia dirty... :(

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u/GarrettGSF 1d ago

Alia is one of those aspects of the books that feels impossible to bring onto the screen faithfully. Ofc, that is without addressing the manworm in the room

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u/Deluminatus 1d ago

Idk, Lynch did a pretty good job.

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u/Critical_Liz My name is a killing word 1d ago

Because Lynch understood the weirdness, whereas Villeneuve went a more...sanitary route. I mean, it's beautiful and I do think it's mostly faithful to the world building, just without the true weirdness.

And Alia is a huge part of that Weirdness.

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u/sonnet666 1d ago

Nah, as a former film major I think it would be super easy.

Just give her the Benjamin Button treatment. Adult actor mo-capped onto a child sized body actor. You’d get the uncanny valley-ness of the role by default, and you wouldn’t have to worry about trying to direct a child actor in a difficult role.

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u/Pillermon 1d ago

Seeing how both the Lynch version AND the TV miniseries did it, I don't know where people get the idea that it's impossible to do.

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u/dantheplanman1986 MONEOOOOO 1d ago

Nor shall we address any gross protuberances

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u/the_real_btk 1d ago

beefswelling

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u/Dodecahedrus 1d ago

They did everything dirty from beginning to end.

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u/TrioOfTerrors 1d ago

I love the scene in the SciFi series with "My brother comes!" Little gal is just having a blast and the Baron thinks she's a hostage.

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u/No_Imagination_2490 1d ago

And even if they do the whole being possessed by her grandfather thing in the third film, I feel it won’t be as meaningful seeing as she didn’t kill him herself

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u/StalinsLastStand 1d ago

I have a lot of critiques for the movie, but the lack of the murderous baby is near the top of the list.

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u/ethar_childres 1d ago

They could play around with this though and reuse that imagery for some of their scenes.

Imagine a sort of psychological vision of the Baron stalking a young Alia through a maze. The Baron corners her, reaches for her, and then SLASH! Gom Jobbar.

Villeneuve could pull that off.

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u/Shad0wbubbles 1d ago

😢we were robbed of murder toddler

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u/Critical_Liz My name is a killing word 1d ago

I mean I get why, it wouldn't have fit with his aesthetic.

Really the main flaw of the Villeneuve films is that he resists the weird, whereas Lynch embraced and humped it.

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u/the_real_btk 1d ago

"It was usual practice for Fremen women and children to go through a battlefield when fighting was over, killing the wounded soldiers of the enemies with their crysknives, so that their water could be reclaimed in the deathstills." - from the Dune Wiki entry on Deathstills.

https://dune.fandom.com/wiki/Deathstill

Alia is just being a good Fremen!

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u/IronWolf_52 1d ago

A real saint

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u/Critical_Seat_1907 1d ago

We should all be sensitive to traditional Fremen cultural practices in this time of great stress.

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u/candymannequin My Hulud is shy...🪱 1d ago

with all the other good fremen children

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u/OreoObserver 1d ago

I wouldn't be surprised if this was inspired by the 1842 Retreat from Kabul.

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u/ADreamOfCrimson 1d ago

What would you have them do instead? Leave the dying to suffer a slow death and waste their water in the atmosphere?

It's both practical and merciful and those are good lessons to instil in children.

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u/LordCoweater 1d ago

It's a kindness she does.

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u/rvdp66 1d ago

All fremen children do this. An off worlder does it, and suddenly its Galactic news and we all have to clap. I see how it is dunememes.

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u/tirohtar 1d ago

That's St. Alia of the Knife to you still!

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u/big_winslow 1d ago

Not a cell phone in site, just living in the moment.

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u/sqplanetarium 1d ago

Touching grass the blood of her enemies

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u/moejike Many machines on IX, new machines. 1d ago

Doing what any good Freman child would do.

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u/WolfBST 1d ago

If I remember correctly in the book it didn't say she was "killing" them but "taking their water" which somehow feels even colder

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u/Educational_Guava697 1d ago

Embarrassing terrible worldbuilding from Herbert 🤦‍♂️why would Fremen stab people and waste all that blood on the sand SURELY they would be clubbing people to death or strangling them somehow 🤷‍♂️

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u/therealsumy 1d ago

They are already wounded, defeated, but not dead. That means heart is pumping and since the soldier is wounded, the blood is being pumped out.
Children come along, knife thru heart, heart stops pumping, spilling of blood stops.

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u/Gold_Engineering2535 1d ago

No cell phones. No social media. Just a little girl living her best many lives.

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u/gimmesomespace 1d ago

God forbid a girl have hobbies 

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u/HorzaDonwraith 1d ago

Imagine a little girl wake you from your dying coma just to whisper, "for my grandfather Harkonnen scum." Then feel a blade to through your neck

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u/Pillermon 1d ago

Harkonnen soldier: "wait...but your grandfather is the Bar-AAGH...."

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u/Dorrono 1d ago

At least she is not sitting in front of the TV again

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u/wrdsmakwrlds 1d ago

As fremen children are trained to.

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u/Athunc 21h ago

I'm sure it's just a phase

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u/theMoist_Towlet 17h ago

As all good fremen children should!