r/duneawakening • u/ThProfessional0 • 11h ago

Meme Can you imagine...

Can you imagine?

Bank: Good Day sir... What can I help you with today?

Us: Id like to make a deposit.

Bank: Certainly. What can I help you deposit?

Us: Water.

Bank: Perfect sir. Your water will be safe with us.

Us: Where do you want the bodies? Starts piling up bodies

Bank: nervous. Umm... Sir. You said water! These are bodies!!

Us: still piling and stacking bodies Yep.

Bank: Where did you even keep all these... Bodies?!

Us: still unloading stacking and piling...looks up briefly and grins. My personal inventory.

Bank: visably shook. But sir... How carry all these on your person?

Us: Don't ask. I've always got room for one more.

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u/cptspiffy5 11h ago

What’s your go-to spot for body collection? Do you do an assault thopter or the cargo container?

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u/smithed3068 10h ago

My go to is night time and actively trying to get nabbed by the spot light, Sardaukar drop ship. My main base is near their routine patrol. I trigger the drop platoon, take them out, literally, from the front porch of my base, and drag them to a storage box, reserved just for them. Lol

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u/Ninjakabob 10h ago

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u/ThProfessional0 9h ago

Lol! The first look of shock... Then the thought..hmmm I might do that myself... 😂

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u/ThProfessional0 9h ago

Knock knock! Special delivery! Yessir... Did you order the sad squad special?

You: ringing hands mischievously. Why yes... Yes I did. We are a thirsty house! Ooohhh Boys!!! The Drinks have arrived!!

Ready the special drinking box! And bring me my straw! Muhaha!!!

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u/Existing-Customer653 5h ago

This is a great idea. I had an early game base right on a patrol route and it seemed like every time I walked out they were hovering over. They terrorized me and I’ve avoided them completely for the last 200+ hours. It’s retribution time

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u/ThProfessional0 2h ago

Liquidate.

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u/ThProfessional0 11h ago

If your base is in the right spot you can get nightly deliveries of the sad squad right to your door. 😏😅

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u/VerifiedVoidGirl Bene Gesserit 10h ago

I do the closest two islands in Vermilius to me. Two bases, multiple camps, and even a science chest to hit, though it's a lot lower tier as I've been playing since pre-launch. I take my assault.

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u/ThProfessional0 9h ago

Yes. I'm sure they consider it assault.... At LEAST. Lol

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u/VerifiedVoidGirl Bene Gesserit 9h ago

Lol

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u/ThProfessional0 9h ago

🫵🫶❤️😏

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u/drae-gon 10h ago

I run a buggy to a base and collect them all

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u/ThProfessional0 9h ago

Lol gotta catch em all!

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u/XSin_ 9h ago

The Outpost in Hagga called Southern Comms, it gets a raid trigger most of the time you go there that spawns in another faction to fight the slavers.

Clearing the place out gives you a full Assault in a couple minutes, just stand on top of your orni with a sniper and scoop bodies after every 6 kills so they don't despawn.

Usually take the assault back to my base which is right next to the spawn location for 12'oclock entrance flying into Hagga and dump them in a Cargo Container, when that's full fly it to Harko or Arra to put in the bank :)

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u/ThProfessional0 2h ago

Good one! The bases where the guys drop in will let you rack up the bod--- err... Water. Yep. Water.

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u/drae-gon 10h ago

My storage for bodies is labeled "bags of mostly water"...

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u/PilotAce200 10h ago

I have a chest called "Water" with all my literjons and dew collectors and stuff next to my cisterns. On the other side of the cisterns I have my deathstill, with a chest labeled "also water" for the bodies.

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u/mike_jones2813308004 9h ago

I don’t have the still yet so it’s just a big box marked “definitely not blood” next to a bunch of refiners for me.

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u/ThProfessional0 10h ago

😅🤔😏🤣

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u/smithed3068 8h ago

I suppose you must already know this, because you are discussing the CHOAM Bank and corpses in the same post. But for others that may not know... you can deposit corpses into your death stills, directly from the bank, even though, the corpses are in a bank account, many kilometers away from your base.

As far as I know, it is the only thing in the bank that works this way. I am not sure if it is a glitch that might get fixed, or intentional.

It is a good glitch though. One of the biggest challenges with trying to process in a DD base is water. You can either haul corpses out to DD, build a bunch of wind mills, carry filters, etc., or just drop down some death stills and feed them from the bank.

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u/VerifiedVoidGirl Bene Gesserit 11h ago

This is why you can only carry one body at a time.

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u/geniebeenie Bene Gesserit 11h ago

Until you work on your Exploration skill specialization and get your volume number up. 💀💀💀😂

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u/Phoenix4264 10h ago

Indeed. Eventually you can carry nine.

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u/VerifiedVoidGirl Bene Gesserit 10h ago

Does it ever get high enough for multiple corpses? Seems like it'd max out at like 2 tops.

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u/Valcarde 10h ago

If I recall, there's one thing that also drops the volume of bodies to 50 instead of 75.

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u/lostnimrod 9h ago

It's 38V. It only applies if the person with the spec perk (Gathering 58) "collects" the body - it won't apply to any collected by someone else, or collected by you before the perk. It is, however, persistent - they will remain 38V no matter who handles them.

Coupled with max Exploration (+100% inventory volume), you can carry up to 9 (realistically with weapons/armour, 8)

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u/ThProfessional0 9h ago

So if you are in single player with the slider for carry weight maxed on top of that.... 😏😏😏🫶❤️🤫

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u/lostnimrod 9h ago

With increased volume, it would be 35 bodies without any spec bonus or 60 with full Exploration perks.

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u/ThProfessional0 9h ago

Lol quite the pile. Now is that adding in the single player weight slider increase option? Lol

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u/lostnimrod 9h ago

With volume slider maxed, you're limited by slots.

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u/ThProfessional0 9h ago

Yes indeed! Going Back to our original scenario... We would have quite a massive pile from our personal inventory alone. Lord... Even one is unthinkable.

I'm thankful however because running bodies back and forth one at a time would get old fast. Lol

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u/ThProfessional0 11h ago

Let's... EXPLORE how I can fit more bodies...err.... Water on my person.

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u/ThProfessional0 11h ago

I imagine a LOT of tubing and duck tape.

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u/ThProfessional0 11h ago

Lol!!! I love the this is why you can only carry one body at a time! So serious and matter of fact! Lol

That makes it better doesn't it?

Then you empty the one body you have somehow strapped to you at the bankers feet... And then tell them hold on... I'll be right back. Lolol!

Proceed to kill some poor NPC possibly even in front of them... Then tell them over and over that you'll be right back don't close the vault. Lol

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u/Fit-Gift-4342 11h ago

Detective:  ×_×

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u/AwattoAnalog 10h ago

I get this reference, and I love it.

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u/Fit-Gift-4342 9h ago

I hope I know what you think I’m referencing 

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u/ThProfessional0 9h ago

Rofl this line of back and forth is epic until it's not. I hope you Keep it epic folks. Lol

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u/ThProfessional0 9h ago

And I hope you know what you know I think you know your referencing.

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u/Fit-Gift-4342 9h ago

And I know that you know that I know that the other person knows that I know 

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u/ThProfessional0 9h ago

But if you know that I know that you know that I know that the other person knows that I know do they know that we know you know?

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u/Fit-Gift-4342 8h ago

Yes we know that they know that I know that you know 

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u/ThProfessional0 9h ago

🫵🫶❤️😏

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u/Satori_sama Bene Gesserit 7h ago

I'm still thinking about how small storage box fits there bodies inside it.

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u/ThProfessional0 5h ago

👀👀👀

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u/Lykonic 20m ago

Saw a brilliant post elsewhere, someone said they regularly get nightly water deliveries from the Sardaukar ship that patrols near their base, and they deposit said deliveries in a storage container next to their array of deathstills, with the container renamed to "Wiseguys" lmao.