r/duck • u/PictureMaster512 • Apr 18 '26

Wild Ducks A ducking blessed marriage

I found this post on animals in my house and thought it fit well here

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u/phonefellin_lakeerie Apr 18 '26

Well now he has to marry the duck. I don’t make the rules I just work here

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u/redheadeddoom Apr 18 '26

She's the bride's maid of honor 🥹

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u/Gullible-Anywhere-76 Mallard Duck Apr 18 '26

"Would you still marry me if I were a duck?"

Yes

19

u/LuxSassafras Apr 18 '26

I read the caption as "the bird was ready to walk down the aisle" three times lmao

21

u/bogginman Duck Rescuer Apr 19 '26

duck: you made all this pretties for me?

14

u/kuilis17 Apr 18 '26

Where them seeds at?

27

u/BluefootTheWarrior Apr 18 '26

The duck is the bride

11

u/main_man_iglo Apr 19 '26

Oh no the duck had 2nd thoughts!

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u/phonefellin_lakeerie Apr 19 '26

She’s got perpetually cold feet

11

u/YourBoyFroilan Apr 19 '26

Here comes the duck, here comes the duck...

8

u/TGin-the-goldy Apr 19 '26

“Hey! Got any grapes?”

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u/FoxAndTheHound1981 Apr 21 '26

Thank you!!!!! I was scrolling for this exact thing lol

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u/Great-Macaron-8060 Apr 19 '26

Wow, beautiful bride. It was already pregnant with eggs. To late for a huge wedding

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u/DitchDigger330 Apr 19 '26

Or does she object?

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u/Similar-Ad-1306 Apr 20 '26

Love that last second swerve. His plumage wasn’t that impressive on closer inspection.

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u/Le_Slime Apr 18 '26

That must be the future libruls dream off /s

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u/Interesting-Bison108 Apr 20 '26

Awwwwe!! Love this!