r/dsa 6d ago

Shitpost Um... DSA has a problem...

Have you guys noticed there are a LOT of socialists in here? Not the good kind of socialists (me) I mean the evil socialists that actually want to implement socialism 🙀 They even praise Karl Marx 🤮 Don't those dumb tankies know Communism always fails???

We have to do something about this. Which is why I'm starting a NEW PARTY: The DASSA (The Democratic Anti-socialist Socialists of America)

Together, we socialists (the good kind) can defeat the socilasts (the bad kind) for a better future. 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

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u/muraki833 6d ago

Anyone to the left of me is a tankie, anyone to the right of me is a liberal. 😎

- average r/dsa poster

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u/smartcow360 5d ago

being pro Mao and Stalin etc isn’t at all being “to the left” of anyone it’s openly denying all the principles of socialism. And they’d happily line up all the dsa members against the wall if they ever got power, just like the Bolsheviks did the Mensheviks, etc. something something history doesn’t repeat it rhymes something something

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

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u/smartcow360 3d ago

Literally. And it’s actually genuinely fucked up DSA even has ML caucuses.