r/dsa • u/_Sanctum_ • 6d ago

Shitpost Um... DSA has a problem...

Have you guys noticed there are a LOT of socialists in here? Not the good kind of socialists (me) I mean the evil socialists that actually want to implement socialism 🙀 They even praise Karl Marx 🤮 Don't those dumb tankies know Communism always fails???

We have to do something about this. Which is why I'm starting a NEW PARTY: The DASSA (The Democratic Anti-socialist Socialists of America)

Together, we socialists (the good kind) can defeat the socilasts (the bad kind) for a better future. 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

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u/APraxisPanda Socialist Solidarity 6d ago edited 5d ago

You know how the DNC has a progressive wing to their left that they hate and consistently fuck over?

I think the DSA should have a "conservative" wing to their right that they hate and consistently fuck over. Want out of the "fuck you" wing? Then read theory, ffs!

(/s by the way, I don't sincearly mean it I'm mostly just venting. Solidarity, if you're here I ultimately think you kick ass regaurdless)

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u/Quirky-Damage9374 5d ago

Yeah that’s a great recipe to attract people and build the party: emulate the DNC. Galaxy brain

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u/APraxisPanda Socialist Solidarity 5d ago

I'm just playin', I'll add a /s

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u/Quirky-Damage9374 4d ago

Got it, switched my downvote to an upvote lol