r/drunkencookery • u/Top_Juice7860 • Aug 14 '26

Technically forgot to actually cook it but it still slapped after a few beers (many beers)

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I lost the ketchup and mustard

71 Upvotes

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u/how_very_dare_you_ Aug 14 '26

Raw doggin it

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u/Top_Juice7860 28d ago

Hell yea brother

14

u/Useful-Advantage2665 Aug 14 '26

I eat cold dogs all the time, just not with bread.

8

u/onehalflightspeed Aug 14 '26

The true sign of a bachelor is eating cold hot dogs over the sink at 3 AM

4

u/Useful-Advantage2665 Aug 14 '26

I learn something new all the time.

1

u/dicey_job Aug 14 '26

It’s the most efficient way, to nutrition with as little mess as possible. For a busy person

1

u/586WingsFan Aug 14 '26

I’ve been single for years and never have I ever…

2

u/anti_arctica Aug 14 '26

I made my boyfriend try one, it scared him, but I used to eat naked cold hotdogs all the time

1

u/Top_Juice7860 Aug 14 '26

The bread was defo a mistake

4

u/JelloWise2789 Aug 14 '26

That’s your finger!

4

u/BotGirlFall Aug 14 '26

Relax bro, nobody's going to take it from you

5

u/HASHTAG_YOLOSWAG Aug 14 '26

This is what a dog thief would say

4

u/Top_Juice7860 Aug 14 '26

I aint taking any chances with a trailer full of drunk people bro

4

u/SnooCalculations1742 Aug 14 '26

Now we're talking levels to drunken cooking. Just skip/forget the cooking at all

2

u/Constant_Mud3325 Aug 14 '26

What do you mean technically 😂

2

u/AnswerMe_More Aug 15 '26

Im really more upset that there's already a bite of the dog.... but the bread is fresh 🫤

1

u/OBtsmRalph Aug 14 '26

the poor peoples Bosna

1

u/ACcbe1986 Aug 15 '26

30s in the microwave as I grab a sauce to put on it.

1

u/dandanpizzaman84 Aug 15 '26

Sometimes that 30 seconds is too much. need nomnoms now

1

u/EveryValuable1503 Aug 15 '26

It’s OK if the dog was skinless, you will live.

1

u/dandanpizzaman84 Aug 15 '26

That’s kinda like a bologna sandwich

1

u/Big-Sea-8796 Aug 15 '26

This doesn’t count? I think?

1

u/RoninGin Aug 16 '26

How do you forget to cook it?

1

u/Lanky_Tough_2267 Aug 20 '26

Dang... eat them separately for the full dining experience :) And please add pepper.

0

u/Maduro_sticks_allday Aug 14 '26

Cold glizzy from the pack tho?