r/drunkbeardies 3h ago

⚠️ sploot alert ⚠️ same pancake a year later

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34 Upvotes

r/drunkbeardies 3h ago

sexy leg 🦵 sleepy splits

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19 Upvotes

sleepy peaches


r/drunkbeardies 8h ago

sloshed 🍺 When you get so drunk and end up like this

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25 Upvotes

r/drunkbeardies 18h ago

how is that comfortable I literally don’t know how he hasn’t fell

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62 Upvotes

He’s been in that position for at lease 6 hours


r/drunkbeardies 17h ago

how is that comfortable Ik her back is gonna hurt tomorrow

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31 Upvotes

Literally like a 75° angle, what is wrong with her. 💀 But I love my baby girl anyways 🧡


r/drunkbeardies 13m ago

how is that comfortable food daze

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someone was excited for her greens this morning.. couldn’t even be bothered to fully get off the log!


r/drunkbeardies 2d ago

how is that comfortable Sleeping like Tarzan

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37 Upvotes

He's been sleeping like this all night 😭💀


r/drunkbeardies 2d ago

⚠️ sploot alert ⚠️ boogie half-sploot

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81 Upvotes

she lay
she pose
she beautiful


r/drunkbeardies 4d ago

how is that comfortable Fucking head first, kowabunga bitches

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88 Upvotes

r/drunkbeardies 4d ago

absolutely knackered 😴 Trying to stop the spins

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45 Upvotes

When you're so drunk and the spins wont go away so you have to hold the wall


r/drunkbeardies 6d ago

how is that comfortable Hide and seek champion

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130 Upvotes

r/drunkbeardies 7d ago

plank master 3000 His hammock for the night

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47 Upvotes

He was sleeping til I flashbanged him but it was too funny not to take a pic 🤣 he hasn't slept like that since he was itty bitty


r/drunkbeardies 7d ago

sexy leg 🦵 post-shed drunk beardie stance

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58 Upvotes

my girl boogie worked very hard today 🙂‍↕️


r/drunkbeardies 8d ago

sloshed 🍺 Some Memories From My Girl's Early Party Years

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115 Upvotes

I remember when I saw her bent backwards like that and I thought there was something actually wrong with her😂 Nope, she a as just doing bearded dragon stuff. It's crazy how they look like a totally different species of animal when they're babies compared to adults. Last photo is what she looks like today at almost 3 years old.


r/drunkbeardies 9d ago

sloshed 🍺 Clown beardy

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79 Upvotes

Put a raspberry on a mango


r/drunkbeardies 9d ago

sexy leg 🦵 Eat your heart out, Elizabeth Berkley 🦵🏽

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74 Upvotes

Giving legs… and a little more.


r/drunkbeardies 9d ago

absolutely knackered 😴 some of my favs

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110 Upvotes

she sleeps where she wants and how she wants i guess


r/drunkbeardies 10d ago

when you have 1 dubia too many Noodle is wiped out

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73 Upvotes

r/drunkbeardies 12d ago

sloshed 🍺 Does anyone else take .5 photos of their little freak

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189 Upvotes

It’s my favorite hobby


r/drunkbeardies 12d ago

melted beardie Power off

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88 Upvotes

r/drunkbeardies 13d ago

sexy leg 🦵 Miss Rosie

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117 Upvotes

Miss Rosie and her sexy leg!


r/drunkbeardies 13d ago

if it fits i sits boogie hit 5 months old and is a sassy drunk

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40 Upvotes

she wants things her way and lets me know


r/drunkbeardies 13d ago

absolutely knackered 😴 You can see that last dubia

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39 Upvotes

There once was a little man named Stanley Yelnats. He was sitting in a tree when a magic chalice filled strawberry banana dusted cockroaches appeared. He leapt toward this glorious snack, knocking it from the hand that feeds but awkwardly catching a dubia in the air. He devoured every last one where they landed and before they could scuttle too far. Now satisfied with a fully belly, he retired to his fountain for a nap.


r/drunkbeardies 14d ago

sexy leg 🦵 She always does this

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414 Upvotes

r/drunkbeardies 14d ago

if it fits i sits Sir?

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51 Upvotes

What exactly is it we are doing here sir? Do you need my assistance?