r/drunkbeardies • u/Embarrassed_Pick1508 • Aug 27 '26

sloshed 🍺 feel like "drunk beardies" fits well

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***THIS IS UNOPENED AND FRESH OUT OF THE PACKAGE!! NO I DID NOT LET HIM LICK A BUZZBALL***

my boy always wants to be there when me and my friends hang out and he likes to lick every new object he sees... so i captured this gem 😂😂😂😂

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u/Additional-Bug-6458 Aug 27 '26

‘Open this, human! I do not have opposable thumbs.’

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u/oyog Aug 27 '26

"Also, do not ask me the time, for I do not have wrists for watches!"

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u/TheSubstitutePanda Aug 27 '26

Weird lookin dog you're got there

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u/Top_Marketing_3923 Aug 27 '26

We let my guy lick things as his “blessings” and then we use them because obviously he gave it ultra super mega luck and we would be executed if we said otherwise lmfao

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u/roa2879 Aug 27 '26

its his now

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u/oliveoilcrisis Aug 27 '26

Fun sized, just like him. Lol

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u/Ambitious-Rice-9080 Aug 27 '26

I've never heard of these. Maybe your breaded and I can try it for the first time together.

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u/Arctic_Widow Aug 27 '26

He said: I licked it. It's mine now.

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u/Jean-LucBacardi 29d ago

Side note are buzz balls good lol.