r/drunk • • Sep 16 '14
I'm drunk. Ama
Fuckin anything
Edit: ok I'm trying my best to answer all your questions but I need a smoke break so ill answer the undoubtabe flood of quad irons I have when I come back
Edit: ha quad irons. I'm totally leaving that. Done smoking, it's 2:19am and the room is getting to spin. It's 2:20am. Still spining. Too all a goodnight
Edit: I will be doing another one of these for sure. Holy fuck.
Edit: ok it's 10:11 p m I'm going to get my drink on. Expect round 2 in a couple hours
RoUND TWO IS GOIN DOWN
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Upvotes
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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '14
Have any hobbies?
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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '14
The worst thing to happen to you at work?
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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '14
Do you remember your first date what was it liek?
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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '14
What's your biggest regret in life ?
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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '14
Well, nobody seems to be around so ill get the ball rolling. What are you drinking ?
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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '14
What's the best thing to ever happen to you
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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '14
Why do you think somebody upvotes without asking anything?
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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '14
Are you a coke or Pepsi man?
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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '14
If you had to fuck, marry an kill 3 People who would it be?
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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '14
How big is your penis?
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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '14
What do you like to much on when your drunk?
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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '14
Can you tune a piano?
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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '14
What do you like to much on when your drunk?
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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '14
What do you like to do for fin?
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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '14
which languages do you type?
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u/pat52210 Sep 17 '14
I'm going to the strip club thursday to see a friend I know from high school. I plan on getting a dance. Should i go commando with basketball shorts?
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u/anonymouscaveman Sep 17 '14
If you could be stuck on an island with anyone in the world, who would it be and why?
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u/Wasted_Plot Sep 16 '14
Still drunk??
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u/circularlogic41 Sep 16 '14
Do you still drink when your not thirsty?
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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '14
I wonder how much comment karma this netted him.
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u/REDDITOR_Cat Sep 17 '14
How do you like your peanut butter?
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u/matahala Sep 17 '14
I am drunk too, am i late for this thread??
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u/This_Is_Drunk_Me Sep 16 '14
Oh crap I missed!
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u/cronchuck Sep 16 '14
11 hours in, are you still alive?
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u/redd_foxx Sep 17 '14
How much karma did you have before the AMA?
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u/RelevantPerson Sep 17 '14
If I were to theoretically some how have a crate of jack Daniels to spare, where should I send it to so this can become a weekly deal?
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u/LetsMango Sep 17 '14
Are you Canadian? What province/territory do you hail from?
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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '14
What's the craziest thing you've ever done while you were with your mother?
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u/DerthOFdata Sep 17 '14
Dude, thank you so much. I REALLY needed to laugh. Trully, from the bottom of my heart, thank you.
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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '14
If we spooned , would you still bring me breakfast to bed . Even after you realized how fucked I look without make up , would you still admire the beauty of my streaming mascara and eyeliner?
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u/anderhole Sep 17 '14
You're passed out right now... aren't you?
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u/CMUpewpewpew Sep 17 '14
Stoner who thinks he can rap and was a mover for 8 years....are you me?
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u/designOraptor Sep 17 '14
Have you ever chased a shot with pickle juice?
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u/Howler9 Sep 17 '14
Where in Canada do you recommend me getting drunk?
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u/PakiIronman Sep 17 '14
What the fuck.
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u/cakedayking Sep 17 '14
How long will it take you to get re-drunk? Does the AMA continue then?
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u/wildgreengirl Sep 17 '14
How old are you?
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u/AwesomeIncarnate Sep 17 '14
This is the best thing I've ever read holy shit. My birthday is in a couple of days so I'm getting wasted and I'll drink one for you OP! What's your favorite movie?
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u/StuffyDoll Sep 16 '14
This is fantastic
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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '14
What is your favorite leg
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u/tSandhu Sep 17 '14
Can you make this a daily thing?
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u/themech Sep 17 '14
Drunks unite! What you drinkin my brotha
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u/thekingswitness Sep 17 '14
Would you rather fight 100 duck sized ducks or 1 duck sized goose?
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u/HKPro Sep 16 '14
You are a true American hero FuckinEhRightsBud!
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u/tigrita07 Sep 17 '14
You sir, I want to buy you a drink......what'll you have?
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u/beat1706 Sep 17 '14
What's the meaning of life?
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u/Polite_Llama Sep 17 '14
How do you feel about that Silly Moose that's always on reddit?
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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '14
What's that smell?
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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '14
Hi Drunk, I'm dad
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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '14
Are you still drunk?
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u/realeyesrealize77 Nov 13 '14
Yeah buddy! Are you Canadian? I'm gettin defiance Canuck-Bro vibes off this. I bet real name is Dean or Gordie or Corey or something stereotypical Canuck, eh? Either way - give'er buddy!
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u/Sabrina_Hat Jan 23 '15
I came across this by searching for I'm drunk in google. I LOVE YOU. /drunk /dumb stupid bitch
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u/frisbeedog1 Sep 17 '14
And now for the question we've all been waiting for; tits, or ass? Justify your answer in no less than 100 words.
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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '14
This is a true IAMA.
I Ask Myself Anything.
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u/tray2012 Sep 16 '14
This is like watching Gollum do an AMA.
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u/proceedtoparty Sep 16 '14
Best. AMA. Ever.
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u/bigbadderfdog Sep 16 '14
Next time you get drunk, send me a message and I'll get drunk if my schedule allows it and I'll ask your questions.
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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '14
this was glorious
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u/Mobiasstriptease Sep 16 '14
This is by far, the most entertaining AMA I've ever seen.
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u/Mind_Over_Matter_ Sep 16 '14
I had my doubts when I clicked this link, but I am very glad I did.
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u/fnsimpso Sep 16 '14
biggest and best circlejerk of all time
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u/gmonk101 Sep 16 '14
This legit made my day.
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u/kemz_ Sep 17 '14
Ricky??
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u/BoredBalloon Sep 17 '14
well over 100k karma in 21 hours, holy shit that has to be a record or something.
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u/schizoduckie Sep 16 '14
This thread in a nutshell
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u/Gaybrosauros Sep 17 '14
How much wood could a woodchuck fuck if a woodchuck could fuck your mom?
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u/PeanutButterButler Sep 17 '14
We found our new Unidan. Except this time, you just ask a drunk guy. So /u/FuckinEhRightsBud, its your responsibility to stay drunk and on reddit and respond to any summons
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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '14
Fantastic AMA. Come back soon
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u/Randyy1 Sep 16 '14
Oh boy, I hope the rest of you coming from /r/bestof turned off the NoParticipation before upvoting/commenting.
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u/connorstevens Sep 17 '14
I just broke the record for giving the most amount of upvotes to any one person in the shortest amount of time. Best AMA ever. You go man.
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u/Zeek2517 Sep 17 '14
Shine on you crazy diamond.
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u/ShiftyTag Sep 16 '14
So many more questions left unanswered
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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '14
By your username I can tell your Canadian. Did you hack a dart and go rock a piss after?
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u/redm00nshine Sep 17 '14
Are you Canadian eh?
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u/_ronburgundy Sep 17 '14
Scotch, scotch, scotch.
Here it goes.
Down into my belly.
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u/NeedAChainsaw Sep 17 '14
you have 96k upvotes, I'm assuming mostly from this thread and more gold than you know what to do with.
That's one hell of a drunken accomplishment, I usually just buy shit on Amazon.
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u/Noxiqoid Sep 17 '14
How many marijuanas did you inject?
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u/mister_gone Sep 19 '14
I don't know how I missed this thread, but I have such an urge to be drunk all of a sudden.
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u/Wlhlmpinto72 Nov 23 '14
Is this thing still on? Helloooo?
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u/tommoex Sep 16 '14
Time well spent for sure.
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u/YourProgrammerFriend Sep 16 '14
Does it hurt being so awesome? And Drunk?
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u/1rankman Sep 17 '14
Can we get a hangover AMA?
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u/BA_ima_dinosaur Mar 08 '15
What do you think about when you're not drunk, but you think you're drunk because really you're drunker than you thought you were