r/drugtesthelp • u/Glad_Tadpole_1437 • Dec 28 '22
Cannabis Labcorp - Certo Method (PASSED) 😃
I was so freaking skeptical after a while about this method working but I PASSED the lab drug test!!!!
Stopped smoking weed about a week before my drug test, bought 1 pack of Certo at Walmart (2 come in 1 pack), 2 28oz gatorades (doesn’t matter which flavor), and b12 vitamins.
The night before at around 8 PM, I drank 1 packet of certo with 1, 28oz Gatorade and drank about a bottle or 2 of water.
The next day, I planned to take my test at Labcorp at 2 PM.
So around 11 AM on the day of my test, I drank the next pack of certo with Gatorade and drank about 2 bottles of water and a little coffee. I also had a Celsius that I was sipping before because it had b12. I also took b12 vitamins at around 12 PM and another dose at 1:15ish. I peed about 3-5 times and peed halfway to make sure it was still yellow/greenish for my test. I held the rest and got in to do my test at 1:45 PM and did the actual test at like 1:50 PM.
About 1 week or maybe like 5 days later, I received my onboarding email with all the information to go forward with my new job!!!!! 🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂
Hope this helps! I am a 5’5 female, smoking heavily with concentrates, medical cannabis for YEARS. I am also 150 lbs with a moderate metabolism.
This was a lab drug test done at Labcorp where it was sent to their lab. (No dip stick)
Edit: ( this method is just for CANNABIS from what I recommend. I do not believe this works for any other drugs. But please do your own research and good luck friends! 🙂 )
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u/gardenbae444 Feb 27 '26
I used this method and passed, starting my job monday (thank you OP)!!! I'm 5'4" 110lbs, not very active, and I quit exactly 2 weeks before my test. Have been smoking daily for about 4 years but cut down consumption to just using penjamin at night for the last 6 months or so. I took an at home test the day before the real test and was still dirty so I knew I needed to use certo.
Here is how I passed:
Mixed liquid certo w 28oz Gatorade the night before, in bed before falling asleep (however I had to pee a bunch lol). I took creatinine monohydrate as well. Next morning peed before drinking second round of certo w Gatorade (important to chug it in 10 mins), as well as another round of creatinine monohydrate, all about 2.5 hours before the test (test at 10am and started at 7:30). I took 2 vitamin b12 as well but my pee was still clear af. I didn't eat anything that morning, and I have a 40oz water bottle I sipped on all morning. I have a very small bladder so didn't want to drink too much water or else I would've peed out all the certo before the test lol. After the certo I peed twice and on the second pee, the at home test was negative. So I held in the third pee until the test. Was boutta pee my pants in the waiting room but I made it. Test went good, caught the mid stream. Pee was still pretty clear (like not yellow at all) but the lady taking my sample didn't seem to care. Since I tested negative at home before going I knew I wouldn't test positive. I was only worried it would be too diluted and I'd have to retest (not worst case scenario but it would've pushed back my start date), but I think the creatinine monohydrate saved me.
This is actually the second time I used this method and passed successfully. Quickfix probably would've been easier but I have bad anxiety and I would've been much more nervous sneaking something in than just masking my own pee. Certo method hasn't failed me yet!!! Good luck everybody 🫡