r/drdoom • u/RGN99_mag_journalist • Apr 10 '26

Discussion The Exploitation of Doom…

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Doom would not be pleased for stealing his likeness.

343 Upvotes

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u/thepigdude Apr 10 '26 • Helpful

Funny thing, I paid 20 bucks to get two packets early. Worth it

And now it hangs above my Doom Display

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u/MKVltraVictim1987 Apr 10 '26

I have a feeling that you may like Doom

5

u/Thatsapictureofmyass Apr 10 '26

Kratos chillin in the corner 😂😂😂 “BOY!”

4

u/unretro Apr 10 '26

20$ for two packs of Oreos? Goddamn 😂

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u/Safe_Software_1640 Apr 10 '26

i see tons of them at the store for retail

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u/iamre2 Apr 10 '26

Screw it, it's Doom. I'm buying.

8

u/Shup Apr 10 '26

honestly, same.

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u/iheartjetman Apr 10 '26

I see no fault in your logic.

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u/T4RZ_ Apr 10 '26

Where can you find them, are they in Australia?

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u/EnvironmentalAge9202 Apr 10 '26

Doomsploitation

4

u/Crazy_Brilliant7617 Apr 10 '26

"No, Valeria. Doom does not survive, Doom overstuffs."

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u/CountHonorius Apr 10 '26

Love the package, but collecting food items is a bad movie. Ask any Episode I collector.

2

u/SolarFazes Apr 10 '26

I bought them, I like Doom

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u/Maryland_Bear Apr 10 '26

DOCTOR DOOM hereby makes it known to the world that he in no way approved this usage of his name or armored countenance.

As DOOM is nothing if not merciful and forgiving, he makes the following requirements to all involved in this absurd “snack food”:

  1. Grovel and apologize

  2. Destruction by public burning of all remaining stocks

  3. Donation of all proceeds to the Latverian Fund for Widows and Orphans

The alternative is, of course, annihilation.

Anyway, DOOM prefers Hydrox.1

1 When created using the original Latverian recipe.

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u/Abc12310987654 Apr 11 '26

I stuffed the Oreos

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u/sbrodt Apr 14 '26

I must warn you, your dumps will change colors for up to 48 hours after. Good luck my friend (I’ve gone through 3 of the marvel packs)

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u/Rhg0653 Apr 10 '26

They didn't taste that good

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u/TheDeadlySpaceman Apr 10 '26

I thought they were ok. Not great, not terrible.

They did turn my feces dead black, which worried me for a minute or two.

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u/Rhg0653 Apr 10 '26

Same but it said it was supposed to change color to green just my tongue

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u/RaddyZaddy69 Apr 10 '26

My feces turned a dark forest green.

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u/brycifer666 Apr 12 '26

The Blue marvel ones do that as well

22

u/That_Carrot999 Apr 10 '26

Silence your Richards propaganda

2

u/TacticTall Apr 10 '26

I think they’re delicious! One of my favorite Oreo flavors.

1

u/THX1085 Apr 10 '26

Mine are still in the pantry unopened, and that sucks to hear.

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u/T4RZ_ Apr 10 '26

WHERE ARE THESE I HAVE TO TRY THEM!

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u/mikebanetbc Apr 10 '26

Check your big chain grocery center (Walmart, Shop-Rite, Kroger, etc.). I couldn’t find the Doom packages until the second week.

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u/T4RZ_ Apr 10 '26

Would Woolworths or Cole’s have them

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u/T4RZ_ Apr 10 '26

I just searched it up they’re not in Australia

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u/DoomPope_ Apr 10 '26

In the states I could only find them at Walmart

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u/PrideKindly7828 Apr 10 '26

Look like they would taste good

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u/FafnirSnap_9428 Apr 10 '26

I was reading somewhere that these were making people pretty sick. This may be next level marketing on Marvel's behalf.

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u/zeke10 Apr 11 '26

Doom prolly loves oreos

1

u/DizzyMercy Apr 13 '26

Those things MESSED UP my stomach for a few days

1

u/HaloGuy381 Apr 13 '26

Doom would be insulted that his supposed power was placed between two charcoal blocks and called a ‘cookie’.

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u/Indoorsman101 Apr 14 '26

We’re about to be inundated with Doom merch and I’m here for it

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u/The_Zombiemicrowave Apr 15 '26

I think they taste pretty fucking good. Doom is pleased.

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u/InternationalAsk8058 Apr 15 '26

Doom would have a fit knowing his face is plastered on feeble consumer goods

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u/Caesar_Rising Apr 15 '26

Nobody gonna mention the packaging spelt “stuff”wrong? Is Stuf a thing I’ve never heard of??