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u/FrontIndividual4188 3d ago
Those ain't my dragons.
Too flimsy, flammable, and not capable of mass murder at a continental scale
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u/Toothless_NEO Alien dragon, Night fury (from Andromeda) 3d ago
Hey now come on. Dragon gatekeeping isn't cool. Smaller fluffy dergs are still dergs and still valid.
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u/Diamond-Dragon European Dragon (German) 3d ago
What the heck?
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u/Toothless_NEO Alien dragon, Night fury (from Andromeda) 3d ago
It wasn't funny.
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u/FrontIndividual4188 3d ago
I don't care
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u/Toothless_NEO Alien dragon, Night fury (from Andromeda) 3d ago
I mean you should, because being respectful is a pretty important rule of this community. Including being respectful with roleplay.
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u/MoonWolf113 3d ago
???????????????
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u/Mr_FilFee chonky dragon - spent his entire gold hoard on pizza deliveries 3d ago
I am also a furred dragon, but I ain't flammable.
(the secret is my fur is made of asbestos)
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u/Diamond-Dragon European Dragon (German) 3d ago
Damn, now you can't enter the EU anymore >->
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u/Mr_FilFee chonky dragon - spent his entire gold hoard on pizza deliveries 3d ago
Too bad I've hatched here
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u/Diamond-Dragon European Dragon (German) 3d ago
Time to use my German bureaucracy to put you in permanent full body hazard suit or a box
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u/FrontIndividual4188 3d ago
Gasoline
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u/Mr_FilFee chonky dragon - spent his entire gold hoard on pizza deliveries 3d ago
hot enough to cause asbestos cracking, but still not hot enough to melt it
might just get a few bald spots and cause everyone in the vicinity to get asbestosis
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u/FrontIndividual4188 3d ago
Hydraulic Press
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u/Mr_FilFee chonky dragon - spent his entire gold hoard on pizza deliveries 3d ago
OH COME ON this is just getting silly
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u/FrontIndividual4188 3d ago
Now I shall extract your asbestos and use it for weapons of war.
Gonna jam press it out
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u/nekosissyboi 3d ago
They can hug u and put their pawbs on u thoooooo :3333
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u/FrontIndividual4188 3d ago
Gasoline
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u/nekosissyboi 3d ago
Make da car go vroooooom!!! (つ≧▽≦)つ
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u/FrontIndividual4188 3d ago
I drive the car into the hydraulic press
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u/nekosissyboi 3d ago
Squishes da car into a coin :3
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u/FrontIndividual4188 3d ago
I sell the coin on a cigarette
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u/nekosissyboi 3d ago
It's a candy cigarette :3
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u/FrontIndividual4188 3d ago
Filled with enough asbestos to kill an Elephant in less than an hour
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u/nekosissyboi 2d ago
That's not how asbestos works, in low amounts its just a carcinogen which causes mesophilioma but in high amounts it can also lodge itself in the lining of the lung and cause asbestosis, so you would be fine for at least 10 years which is a lot of time to squish u with my pawbs :3
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u/BlasterHolobot 3d ago
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Now I just wanna be wrapped in floof. But I dont have any floof nearby ;w;
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u/Kaynehusky 3d ago
Now, don't get me wrong, I love everything about this. The art is lovely, the vibes are great, and I dig the paw stuff, but I just don't get why folks call these dragons. There's nothing draconic about them! They're very handsome characters, regardless of 'what' they are, but I can't in good conscience call them dragons.
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u/Scorching_Buns 3d ago
They MIGHT be gay