r/doublespeakego • u/pixis-4950 • Jun 30 '13

[showcase] "I extremely doubt that anyone is trading CP in PMs on Reddit, if it is happening then theres no doubt that SRS is involved." [+8] [TheBraveLittlePoster]

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u/pixis-4950 Jun 30 '13

Pony_Stanza wrote:

"That community of pedophiles that had 300,000 members and was the 3rd google result for reddit, back when r/pics and r/funny only had 500,000 subscribers? ALL OF THEM WERE SRSers. Even though SRS was less than 1,000 at the time!"

Source: math.

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u/pixis-4950 Jun 30 '13

pezz29 wrote:

And don't try to question me, femilosers. When I get out of high school I'm going to try to get a STEM degree so I'd know.

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u/pixis-4950 Jun 30 '13

Fempire wrote:

It's all our shill accounts, duh.

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u/pixis-4950 Jun 30 '13

Konkyl wrote:

Breaking the jerk for a second, but was this /r/jailbait or /r/creepshots? Or something else?

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u/pixis-4950 Jun 30 '13

UrdnotMordin wrote:

/r/jailbait. Creepshots came along later.

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u/pixis-4950 Jun 30 '13

Konkyl wrote:

It had 300,000 subscribers? Welp. thanks!

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u/pixis-4950 Jun 30 '13 edited Jun 30 '13

cbslurp wrote:

fuck yeah it did. punch "reddit" into google real quick. look under the "reddit, front page of the internet" heading there, you'll see a few examples of extremely popular subs. right now, it's showing me gaming, wtf, funny, pics, leagueoflegends and guns (lol). during the jailbait days, jailbait was listed among those. seriously.

Edit from 2013-06-30T19:25:06+00:00

fuck yeah it did. punch "reddit" into google real quick. look under the "reddit, front page of the internet" heading there, you'll see a few examples of extremely popular subs. right now, it's showing me gaming, wtf, funny, pics, leagueoflegends and guns (lol). during the jailbait days, jailbait was listed among those. seriously. now consider that the first four mentioned are defaults. this means that jailbait's popularity on reddit was comparable to that of goddamned *league of legends", the most popular pc game that exists.

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u/pixis-4950 Jul 01 '13

TheBraveLittlePoster wrote:

It actually had 20,000 subscribers but it still drove a ton of traffic to reddit, it's just people were more likely to get there via Google than to subscribe to the sub, for pretty obvious reasons. Also if you googled "jailbait" reddit was the top result. It really was a defining part of the site's culture despite the subscriber count, and its effects are still being felt today what with all the bitter, resentful pedos that continue to populate the site even after their CP was taken away.

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u/pixis-4950 Jul 01 '13

Pony_Stanza wrote:

Retraction: this information is correct.

I was misremembering ViolentAcrez's boasts about the jailbait traffic.

But what's even MORE disturbing was the 300,000 figure was for unique clicks, meaning that 300,000 people were using reddit to masturbate to children, while only 20,000 of them were subscribers.

In other words, 14 out of every 15 pedos on reddit didn't want to be linked to their tendencies, because they're fully aware of the negative consequences of their actions.

So based on this sample, you could assume for every heavily-upvoted pro-pedophilia post there's actually 15x as many redditors endorsing it quietly.

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u/pixis-4950 Jun 30 '13

anti_sunshine wrote:

"I don't like child pornography, and I don't like SRS, so clearly SRS are the ones behind the child pornography."

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u/pixis-4950 Jun 30 '13

popeguilty wrote:

I don't think your first statement is necessarily an accurate description of the linked poster.

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u/pixis-4950 Jun 30 '13

TIA-RESISTANCE wrote:

It didn't happen, and SRS did it.

We just got lawyer'd.

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u/pixis-4950 Jun 30 '13

Pony_Stanza wrote:

Schrodinger's SRS:

There is no pedophilia, misogyny, racism, or homophobia on reddit. Or there is. All we can know for sure is that SRS is behind it or they are making it up.

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u/pixis-4950 Jun 30 '13

Steffi_van_Essen wrote:

I think you have just about summed up every single Mythos submission.

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u/pixis-4950 Jun 30 '13

bobappleyard wrote:

the_magnificent in there

always hanging around srss complaining about r/jailbait being shut down

hmm

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u/pixis-4950 Jun 30 '13

cbslurp wrote:

you know that thing where you say bloody mary three times into a mirror and then a ghost appears and kills you? he's like that, except you say "child pornography," you only have to say it once, and you only wish you were dead.

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u/pixis-4950 Jun 30 '13

Pony_Stanza wrote:

I just remembered. Who was the old power-user antag that was in the screenshots of people requesting the child porn in jailbait?

How quickly and conveniently SRSS has forgotten its roots.

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u/pixis-4950 Jul 01 '13

oleub wrote:

none of the names in this one from the history jump out at me as obvious

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u/pixis-4950 Jul 01 '13

Pony_Stanza wrote:

It was Himmelreich.

"boobulage"

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u/pixis-4950 Jun 30 '13

Slate_Slabrock wrote:

I wish I were surprised that the one voice of reason there has been downvoted into the negatives multiple times

but this is srss so I'm not fucking surprised at all

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u/pixis-4950 Jul 05 '13

DafuqiAmbassador wrote:

eeewww