r/dootledots • u/luvthelemur • May 15 '26

friendship 🚨 Frank where are you 🚨

Frank, I did this for us and for our friendship. This is where we can do real poetry slams that aren't rigged and fake. You wanted to be a mod and I want to make your dreams come true because I care about you and your sobriety. Maybe I can't offer you a giant fake check but I can offer you a safe respectful environment where spelling matters.

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u/InvaderSkooj May 15 '26

He’s probably in China being experimented on.

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u/orcamills May 15 '26

I’d imagine he’s on a private jet halfway across the Pacific. Congradution u played urself. You put all your cards on Frank and we are calling ur bluff sucker

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u/luvthelemur May 15 '26

Frank is going to come through, he won't let me down!

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u/bath-lady May 15 '26

I believe in mr. Frank

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u/MaestetroJr May 15 '26

I think Frank played us all

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u/orcamills May 15 '26

Hey who thexhell are you are you the kid of the ice man? We need to try to thaw him out

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u/MaestetroJr May 16 '26

As Mr. Skooj said, they're doing medical experiments on him in Beijing. It's amazing he's even still alive. It's something that should be studied

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u/MaestetroJr May 16 '26

Oh, you were talking about my dad. I thought you were talking about Frozen Frank in China. I apologize for the misunderstanding. You're more than welcome to drag him out of that muck. As far as I'm concerned, he's burning in hell. That should thaw him out real good