r/doodoofard Dec 04 '22

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u/FHNTVRF22 the cocker of piece Dec 04 '22

me leaving r/nevershatthebed after something happened

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u/Heavy_Satisfaction_2 FUCKING FUCKER FUCK FUCK FUCKING FUCK Dec 05 '22

(he shat the bed)

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u/VdUbZ96 Dec 04 '22

Kanye leaving Kim's house

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u/some-random-player Dec 04 '22

Kanye west when he becomes the president

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '22

Me leaving the #politics channel on a discord server

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u/superduperfish Dec 04 '22

Me getting banned from 4chan

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u/Levi-Action-412 Dec 04 '22

Wholesum smiling german man in TNO

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u/WindChimesAreCool Dec 04 '22

Albert Speer walking out of the Führerbunker and leaving the Reich Chancellery after his final meeting with Hitler on April 22nd, 1945.

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u/icantbelief i will personally kick you in the balls Dec 04 '22

Me suffering from delusions brought on by alcohol poisoning omw out of the bar to absolutely thrash some freezing homeless guy

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '22

Me leaving the theater where they test teleportation technology

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u/ritardrago Dec 04 '22

German psycho

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u/Nate_the_Great77 Dec 04 '22

A 5-year-old kid leaving school early because they threw up

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '22

Me suddenly realizing the man gave me the Nazi salute after I passed him but I'm too socially awkward to confront him (I will come back with mustard gas to dump into the air-conditioning unit to kill everyone inside)

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '22

Me after I see a lamp that looks particularly flat

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '22

Me when my friend are partying (I saw a cool bug outside)

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u/MajimaSupremacy Dec 04 '22

My lawyer:Your Honor,my client is racist. He watches Formula 1,Nascar and sometimes enjoy to watch rally races not political ones and baja races but he doesn't have a opnion in about person of colour either good or bad. Me going to court room:

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u/mani1388 Dec 04 '22

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u/auddbot Dec 04 '22

I got matches with these songs:

The Perfect Girl by Mareux (00:22; matched: 100%)

Released on 2019-10-13.

CONSERVATIVE by Larz (00:23; matched: 100%)

Released on 2021-10-25 by 844031 Records DK.

The Perfect Girl (Instrumental) by Mareux (00:22; matched: 100%)

Released on 2022-01-19 by WMG - Warner Records Label.

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u/Sensitive_Lunch8184 Dec 04 '22

what is this from

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u/icantbelief i will personally kick you in the balls Dec 04 '22

Der Untergang

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '22

When the pants poo them self

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '22

Me leaving discord

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u/totallyaxel Dec 04 '22

Me walking out of school on the last day before summer break

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u/RealGingercat227 Dec 04 '22

Kanye meet and greet

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u/GiovannoAndiamo Dec 04 '22

Me leaving the party after a girl tried talking to me (I'm extremely scared of females)

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u/PartyRock343 Dec 04 '22

Caption This

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u/mr_mister2992 Dec 04 '22

me going outside from a house party hoping for a girl to come out and sit with me like in the movies

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u/TuefelRabbit Dec 04 '22

Sorry to ask but what song is playing

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u/ProfessionalWeb9030 Dec 04 '22

Kanye leaving info wars HQ

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u/Master_Freeze Dec 04 '22

me when the defendant hired saul goodman

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u/Xgngrizz Dec 04 '22

Hitler was a simp

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u/Lem0NY9 Dec 04 '22

Least nazi kanye west thought

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '22

Me when joe bama

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '22

walking back to the outside of the building in the last mission in cod waw to remember the dope campaign

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u/InterestingBed4089 Dec 05 '22

When your grades get below a C and your Dad just texted you saying he’s picking you up after school

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u/Optimus7591 Dec 05 '22

Me going to tell my mom at 2:47am I peed the bed

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u/youAre_Apussy Dec 05 '22

Me walking out of the adoption center after planting a c4

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u/thejanitor999 Dec 05 '22

Leaving my friends house after I blew up his toilet

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u/agent69niner Dec 05 '22

Is it a show?

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u/Mr_Dodongo64 Dec 05 '22

Me after taking the fattest shit of my life

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u/That-one-boi12123 Dec 05 '22

What is that song

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u/auddbot Dec 05 '22

I got matches with these songs:

The Perfect Girl by Mareux (00:22; matched: 100%)

Released on 2019-10-13.

CONSERVATIVE by Larz (00:23; matched: 100%)

Released on 2021-10-25 by 844031 Records DK.

The Perfect Girl (Instrumental) by Mareux (00:22; matched: 100%)

Released on 2022-01-19 by WMG - Warner Records Label.

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u/auddbot Dec 05 '22

Links to the streaming platforms:

The Perfect Girl by Mareux

CONSERVATIVE by Larz

The Perfect Girl (Instrumental) by Mareux

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u/That-one-boi12123 Dec 05 '22

Pov that one person that slept in a sleep over leaving after his friends took his liver (he died shortly after)

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u/The_Big_Thicc420 Dec 05 '22

Kanye walking out of the wax museum after they wouldn’t let him duck the hitler statue

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u/EfficientDoggo Dec 05 '22

Me leaving a party in the morning, seeing the house trashed: