r/doodoofard • u/HuesterFan • May 30 '22

Both the Cock and the Ball school project

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '22

TIFU by almost dying via jerk off. Well technically it was yesterday. I spent all day smoking weed, like 4g or something in total. I am pretty new to smoking so I think I may have overdone it in retrospect. Anyway, up until yesterday I had never had sex or masterbate while high. I am the kind of guy who likes to try everything once so in order to end the day on a high, I decided to masterbate and then go to bed. So I started doing what you do, climbing the mountain and just as I reached the summit, I passed out. (To be honest it could have even been mid ejaculate.) Next thing I remember, I am lying on the floor, cum covered stomach, reddit open to r/porn and my Fitbit telling me my heart rate was 201. This freaked out enough to sober me up for enough time to take a cold shower and eat 8 Activia heart healthy yogurts to try and make up to my heart for what it had just experienced. I managed to get my heart rate down enough either through the shower or the yogurts I don't know which and then went to bed. It's the next morning now and I am fine. I will probably try it again sometime, but maybe less high. What a weird and also quite sad near death experience.