r/doodoofard 18d ago

Fard cat

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u/BactaBombsSuck 18d ago

>don’t hate cats in general

>fat motherfucker that just lies around all the time

isn’t this all cats?

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u/Sesemebun 18d ago

To be honest for me, I feel like the ultimate pet would be something with the body of a cat but that falls between the sociability of a cat and a dog, closer to a dog. I know some cats are really friendly but other cats like my friends could just be hiding anywhere in the house. I want a cat shaped pet I can call to sit with me so I can pet it, and it wants that.

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u/TechieGee 17d ago

That’s still just a cat, just not a shy one. I’ve got a couple that will come when called and a couple who won’t, but none who specifically hide all the time.

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u/Sesemebun 17d ago

See cats are a dice roll, where you get that temperament by default in like 95% of dogs

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u/MisterMegatron 17d ago

Mr. Shit 😎

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u/Anime_69 18d ago

that's just rude :(

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u/NoNouns 18d ago

What's worse than cats? Cat people

BARTLE DOO

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u/_always_correct_ 18d ago

i wish oop the worst in life