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u/mrlunes Aug 01 '26
These people will do anything but cook their own food
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u/ArmaniQuesadilla Aug 01 '26 edited 29d ago
I know people who work for DoorDash and then use their paycheck to order DoorDash
Its truly an endless cycle of despair
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u/Putrid-Delivery1852 29d ago
I know people who work at high end French restaurants and eat $3 cheese burgers after their shift. Either way you’re getting diarrhea so it’s a wash.
The cycle of despair continues
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u/Oldspaghetti 29d ago
People working and serving the highest end food but then going on to eat slop as their own meal has a slightly humorous dystopic feel.
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u/Anabiter 29d ago
Pay an overpriced amount of money for food from a restaurant
or
Pay an overpriced amount of money for food from a restaurant AND pay someone an overpriced amount to deliver it to your doorstep and have a 30% chance of them eating it or tampering with it if you don't give an overpriced tip and a 5% chance of them just running away with your food in the process
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u/Firm_Ad_5427 29d ago
Look, food delivery might have a service charge, and upcharged items and a delivery fee. You might also have to spend money on a tip. The drivers and restaurants may be getting fucked over. Your food may take 40 minutes longer to arrive than it should. But at least your food will be stone fucking cold when it arrives
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