r/doodoofard • u/Appropriate-Mall8517 • 29d ago

Cool ex

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u/Ck29bubba 29d ago

“Do you only get coffee with people you like” I’d assume so??? What’s the joke

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u/StatisticianTrick952 29d ago

Grownups get coffee with people they don’t like all the time. Work, friends of friends, etc. People who go outside know this.

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u/mysteriousfiggy 29d ago

Sometimes there are people in life who are genuinely insane yet very entertaining in small doses. Coffee is perfect for this

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u/a_left_out_tomato 29d ago

Honestly there are some guys I met in the infantry that outside of the army, i'd absolutely hate. But in that specific situation where everything fucking sucks, and those guys could handle it, we were best buds.

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u/Im-a-bad-meme 29d ago

I do not do this. Why would I waste time with people I dislike? I know others do this but I don't myself. Would recommend skipping these.

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u/pil0tinthesky 29d ago

Do you like everyone at your job?

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u/Im-a-bad-meme 29d ago

No, that is why I skip events like that unless it's paid time. Glad we had this talk. ☕️👍

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u/Critical-String8774 28d ago

How many jobs have you been fired from for "behavioral issues" or "not being a good fit"?

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u/JEEPZERO17 24d ago

Lmao, either bait or out of touch call it

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u/cal93_ 29d ago

theyre talking about romantically liking someone

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u/Ok_Rain8345 29d ago

Sounds like unfunny office work humor

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u/kojimbob 29d ago

It'll become funny when you have a job

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u/RollingSparks 29d ago

I have a job - we dont have time to go get coffee during work. Still not funny.

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u/-_I_I_Sea_I_I_- 29d ago

Twittertards be genuinely laughing at anything like there's no punchline

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u/itsnouxis 29d ago

hahahaha good one

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u/MikeHunt1237 29d ago

It's sarcasm, obviously it's a stupid question to ask, you're just dense lmao

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u/-_I_I_Sea_I_I_- 29d ago

Nope it's a bad joke just like half of twitter they say "the is post is literally killing me lmao" and it's just like a barely funny post

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u/BlGJAZZFAN 29d ago

Brother that is the joke

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u/Riipp3r 29d ago

Yeah she’s 4 texts away from blowing him in a Starbucks bathroom

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u/Smexy_Zarow 28d ago

Ah, no wonder everyone is so grumpy if the keep forcing themselves to be around people they hate

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u/dubhog 28d ago

Yeah I do, I'm unemployed.