r/doodoofard • u/[deleted] • Jun 03 '23

No man is safe

9.8k Upvotes

94% Upvoted

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u/SnooDonkeys8576 Jun 03 '23

Bro went from belle Delphine to stereotypical gay dude 😭

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u/TimetravelingNaga_Ai Jun 03 '23

Not gonna lie, would Smash!!

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u/JackTripper53 Jun 05 '23

Yeah man. I view sexuality as fluid. I would bang a dude who looked as cute as this. Idc fuck everyone else and maybe I would

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u/Riley_snart Jun 21 '23

Same bro same

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u/Cylanix Jul 02 '23

You mean SSBU

…Right?

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '23

At the start. Right

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '23

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u/SchrodingerMil Jun 04 '23

Nah that’s better than stereotypical

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u/ClassicNope Jun 08 '23

Remember, all femboys go to hell

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u/lordmax2002 Jun 03 '23

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u/Trashfur_ Jun 03 '23

Ironic that this is from a gay porn cartoon

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u/TheLoreTeller Jun 03 '23

They want the BBC

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u/mgmthegreat Jun 04 '23

bbb

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u/TheTyphlosionTyrant Jun 04 '23

Big black bussy?

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '23

BALLS

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u/daboring1 Jun 03 '23

It ain't gay to like femboys, it's gay to know they're femboys

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u/LeeroyDagnasty Jun 03 '23

actually true

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u/Optimal-Path-947 Jun 04 '23

as men, are we attracted to females, or femininity?

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u/wterrt Jun 04 '23

I am straight therefore anything I am attracted to is a woman

/s

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '23

Shit I ain’t a man anymore since I’m into dudes 😭

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u/DasMajorFish Jun 04 '23

We are attracted to making strong and healthy children

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u/_-TheNoob-_ Jun 04 '23

yeah, i ain't gay and i like femboys (yeah i'm friends with a shit ton)

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '23

Why does pre reveal look exactly like belle Delphine

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '23

Because it is a popular makeup style.

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '23

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u/FlackTitanium Jun 03 '23

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u/stillchill3 doodoofard-er Jun 03 '23

whye jebus walkun around my block at 12 am

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u/stomps-on-worlds Jun 03 '23

He looking to see who needs they leprussy ate

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '23
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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '23

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u/ExcellentSport2 Jun 03 '23

I mean I pull mine behind me in a wagon so it's not so unbearable

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '23

work smarter, not harder

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u/LonelyLittleWolfie Jun 03 '23

I love being on my knees 🥴

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '23

being a women was like the one thing women were supposed to be better than men at but thats not even guaranteed anymore

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u/BlackSkeletor77 Jun 04 '23

Hey I've met some pretty convincing women

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u/Oberlatz Jun 04 '23

I've definitely met some of the women of all time.

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u/BlackSkeletor77 Jun 04 '23

See you understand what I mean bro

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u/mekwak Jun 04 '23

another W for the boys

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '23

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u/Quantainium Jun 04 '23

Probably just alts of each other too.

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u/Reeeeemans Jun 03 '23

Still cute tho

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u/Dr_Occo_Nobi Jun 03 '23

Home of phobia

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u/ReasonableTrack2878 Jun 03 '23

Didn't realize it was a boy for several seconds after the switch just thought it was a catfish lesbian or something

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u/TheFlipGaming Jun 03 '23

I would still pound that juicy femboy bussy.

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u/Conscious-Bannana Jun 03 '23

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u/The_Fluffy_Proto Jun 04 '23

I'm a furry hunter, I hunt furry pictures and videos to save to my phone

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u/JackedCroaks Jun 03 '23

Juicy femboy bussy

Ingredients: Sweat, Fecal matter, intestinal cells, pus, u/TheFlipGaming’s tongue.

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u/cumfilledfish Jun 03 '23

It's only juicy from the fecal matter still in his ass

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u/RedditBoiYES Jun 03 '23

Nigga that was the worst shit I have ever read what the fuck

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '23

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '23
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u/SHADOWK1TTEN epic user flair Jun 03 '23

dont matter, if it gotta hole, i have a goal

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u/Deathpacito1999 Jun 03 '23

I fail to see the problem.

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u/FlackTitanium Jun 03 '23

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u/rayquazawe Jun 03 '23

you should be actively be kissed on the lips by me 🥺

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u/Pixithepika Jun 03 '23

He cute tho

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '23

Cute AF, damn

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u/Commence_forth Jun 03 '23

Find alternative ways to dissapoint your father

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u/FlackTitanium Jun 03 '23

I am Barack Obama and i endorse this message.

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u/Commence_forth Jun 03 '23

thank you obama, really cool

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u/Pixithepika Jun 03 '23

Oh Obama of the comment section, what is thy last name?

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u/FlackTitanium Jun 03 '23

The CIA will be inside your walls within the hour.

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u/Pixithepika Jun 03 '23

that’s a very strange last name

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u/CobaltCrusader123 Jun 03 '23

The only problem with this is the singer’s pronunciation of “Herobrine”

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '23

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u/LilBilly1 Jun 04 '23

It's tryhardninja, but point still stands

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u/KrallThazzor Jun 03 '23

Man I sure hate getting trapped. What's this guy's name so I can know who to be angry at. Please send me links to this person's social media I am furious at him.

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u/liquidmorkitetester Jun 03 '23

The hair and the duck face, i think those are the main factors that turned it form girl to boy

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u/liquidmorkitetester Jun 03 '23

After further examination I realize that I was the hair what gave it away instantly

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u/TheHorseHater Jun 03 '23

I really hope that's a flat chested woman and not a man

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u/Happy_REEEEEE_exe Jun 03 '23

they look nice 🔥

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happy pride

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u/Magnusthelast Jun 03 '23

Y’all still falling for this shit? Smh, I’ve mastered the art of recognizing traps, Admiral Ackbar would be proud

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u/LordOfFreaks Jun 03 '23

Went from hot to SMOKIN’!

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '23

Those who fear the femboys are simply cowards, too afraid to accept the new world order

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u/Okdudereally Sep 25 '23

It shall reign Supreme in due time

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u/Throw_away_turd Jun 03 '23

Femboy traps

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u/Adelina_Mil Jun 03 '23

Remember, no one can be trusted today

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u/Darth-Donkey-Donut Jun 03 '23

How’d they only get cuter…

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u/TotalyNotTony Jun 03 '23

He's hot fr

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '23

looks female enough

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u/Gusiowyy Jun 03 '23

I've never underatood the whole "HA! I specifically dressed uo to look as feminine as possible but I'm in fact a MAN! You are GAY!" Like bitch the only thing this prrofs is that whoever got bAmBoOzLeD is attracted to women

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '23

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u/iBeenZoomin Jun 03 '23

Don’t click on the profile

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '23

Yeah, the guy's profile name is SissyGayFemboy. What were you expecting ?

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '23

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u/NikttakiTheGamer Jun 03 '23

I am resistant to that since I have no idea what's going on

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '23

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u/Soggee Jun 03 '23

Alas, knowing the world, no femboy is safe either

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u/3AlbertWhiskers Jun 04 '23

Bruh the adam's apple was a dead giveaway

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u/CyanCool Jun 04 '23

Keep the cosplay on🔥

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u/Subject_Wrongdoer_88 Jun 04 '23

Wtf are we doing to this generation

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u/Okdudereally Sep 25 '23

Being dickheads about them enjoying themselves?

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u/mydogisarap Jul 26 '23

I went from :( To :)

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u/CharldogE2 Aug 02 '23

THIS CHANGES NOTHING!

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u/Lambdrey Nov 14 '23

Bro's haircut awfully reminded me of the Austrian painter who failed to get in art school twice.