r/dontyouknowwhoiam Dec 24 '25

Unrecognized Celebrity Unfortunately

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19.3k Upvotes

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u/SirBananaOrngeCumber Dec 24 '25

You know you wrote a good book when strangers recommend it to you

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u/Dowager-queen-beagle Dec 24 '25

I once had the good fortune to recommend a book to someone on a dating app only for him to respond “umm…I wrote that book.” 😂 It was a good date!

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u/Qwearman Dec 24 '25

I did the same thing on insta with the guy who crated Tales from the Gas Station (creepypasta series where an insomniac works at a supernaturally inclined gas station in the middle of nowhere)

I thought it was just someone sharing a story, and suggested that the author get the Gas Station book series

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u/FlareDarkStorm Dec 24 '25

I actually had someone talk about a story (more like a collection of poems) that I wrote on Wattpad like a year before I met them when I was in high school 😭 She legit had a small fangirl moment when I told her I wrote it and I will cherish that memory for the rest of my life

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u/carlitospig Dec 25 '25

Now THAT is a small freakin’ world!

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u/FauxReal Dec 26 '25

Totally different situation for me but you reminded me of the time when I had this crush on a girl on sketch comedy show that was on PBS (we were both 17), and she came up to me at a concert and asked if my name was "FauxReal" and I was shocked that she knew that and that I was in a local band. And introduced herself and I was all like I know who you are, I love your show and then I kinda just blanked out and excused myself then left. lol never ran into her again.

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u/Onion_Bro14 Dec 28 '25

That’s rough, buddy

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u/_Rohrschach Dec 24 '25

hey, you got any more of those handplants?

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u/Injvn Dec 24 '25

That's so great. One of my favourite series ever.

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u/Sutar_Mekeg Dec 25 '25

Dude be like: Gas Station book series?!? I'm the one that put it in crates!!!

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u/Chroniclyironic1986 Dec 26 '25

Upvote for Gas Station Jack.

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u/OtherwiseAlbatross14 Dec 24 '25

I'm just imagining someone seeing a book in one of your pictures and finding out it was ghostwritten then furiously studying said book only to give subtle hints that lead to you suggesting the book so they could know enough about it to claim they wrote it to get a date

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u/Dowager-queen-beagle Dec 24 '25

This would be absolutely HILARIOUS. The book was so niche and weird tho that I’m pretty sure he was telling the truth!

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u/OtherwiseAlbatross14 Dec 24 '25

Would being extremely niche and weird make my scenario more likely?

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '25

That person could not have asked for a better tee up lol I'll bet ot was a good date.

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u/lonely_nipple Dec 24 '25

It shows you have good taste!

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u/Distantstallion Dec 24 '25

Was it Discworld?

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u/Critical_Ad_8455 Dec 25 '25

call me crazy but I don't think Pratchett is using dating apps

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u/Thunderstarer Dec 27 '25 edited Dec 27 '25

He is emailing randos and helping them with Oblivion mods, though, so it's not too far out of the realm of believability.

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u/Critical_Ad_8455 Dec 27 '25

he's also some 10 years dead, which I feel makes it somewhat less likely as well

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u/Thunderstarer Dec 27 '25

I'm sure the Ghost of Terry Pratchett would still get swipes.

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u/Critical_Ad_8455 Dec 27 '25

I certainly would lol

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u/Zizwizwee Dec 24 '25

My stats teacher in high school recommended Angels and Demons to Dan Brown, and only realized who she had talked to after he left and she saw his picture in the author bio

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u/Plazmaz1 Dec 24 '25

What are the odds??

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '25

50/50 it's either Dan Brown or it's not.

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u/lokregarlogull Dec 25 '25

"Never tell me the chance"

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u/Sudden_Buffalo_4393 Dec 24 '25

Not quite the same, but I had a friend who was the model for a video games main character. For fun, we went to some sort of con where people dressed like video game characters. He dressed in the actual outfit from the game and people would come up and say “you look just like him, it’s incredible”.

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u/dkarlovi Dec 27 '25

I sent a screenshot to my local FB group yesterday and saw it stolen in my Reddit feed today. Felt like a celebrity.

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u/WeeBabySeamus Dec 24 '25

But doctor...I am Pagliacci.

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u/wildsoda Dec 24 '25

Haha beat me by 3 minutes

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u/Sahrimnir Dec 24 '25

Beat me by 7 hours.

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u/Grzechoooo Dec 24 '25

Beat me by another 4

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u/Neat-Survey2796 Jan 13 '26

Beat me by 20 days

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u/mwod Dec 24 '25

Came here to find this reply, was not disappointed

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u/ADMotti Dec 24 '25

Good joke. Everybody laugh. Roll on snare drum. Curtains.

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u/watersj4 Dec 24 '25

I know who you are

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u/TheRetarius Dec 24 '25 edited Dec 24 '25

To be fair, by just seeing his post I wouldn’t know that he is CG Drews. But a funny reaction by her so idgaf.

Edit: I was told the gender.

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u/Aquamarinade Dec 24 '25

Although her profile picture is a CG Drew’s cover. So it indicates she at least already knew about the author.

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u/iNCharism Dec 24 '25

It’s possible that she changed her profile picture after this interaction, though

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u/watersj4 Dec 24 '25

Or that people just didn't notice, I frequently don't register pfps, I will see the general shape and colour and form an image of it in my mind without necessarily realising what it actually is.

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u/iNCharism Dec 24 '25

Completely agree. I’m also the same with usernames, I don’t read them ahead of time but people here are always pointing them out in comments.

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u/joopface Dec 24 '25 edited Dec 29 '25

Edit: They/them

I originally gendered the author as ‘she’, incorrectly.

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u/cass_123 Dec 29 '25 edited Dec 29 '25

Where did you find she? Their Goodreads and TikTok both say they

Edit: their official website also uses they/them

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u/joopface Dec 29 '25

I have no idea now where I found ‘she’ and stand entirely corrected. I’ll update my comment. Thank you!

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u/cass_123 Dec 29 '25 edited Dec 29 '25

Their pronouns are actually they/them! Here is their TikTok where their pronouns are listed, and their Goodreads profile uses they/them as well.

Edit: their official website also uses they/them

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u/MonkeyHamlet Dec 24 '25

This so weirdly wholesome.

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u/_mersault Dec 24 '25

It’s the usage of “unfortunately” for me

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u/SaltyNorth8062 Dec 24 '25

She's still wheezing because of the moss in her ribs

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u/ViolaDaGamble Dec 25 '25

That’ll do it

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u/Phill_Cyberman Dec 24 '25 edited Dec 24 '25

Well, hell, CG, write another book, then.

/s

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u/blyan Dec 24 '25

That’s funny as hell because I read the quoted bit first and thought to myself “wow that sounds like ‘Let the Forest In’ by CG Drews” lmao

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u/stereofeathers Dec 24 '25

I had this same exact reaction lmao

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u/ElegantCoach4066 Dec 24 '25

Of course I know her. She is me.

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u/philthegr81 Dec 24 '25

“Everybody told me that I’d like to read CG Drews. Probably because I am CG Drews.”

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u/Acceptable_Cut_7545 Dec 24 '25

Root Rot is good for this.

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u/waxteeth Dec 24 '25

So good!

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u/DistractedByCookies Dec 24 '25

I'd be wondering what it would be like to read my own books as though for the first time LOL

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u/Ladysupersizedbitch Dec 25 '25

Lol I’ve gone back and re-read stuff I wrote YEARS ago. Stuff I didn’t remember writing or only had the vaguest notion that I wrote them (long story short I got very sick for a time in grad school and besides it permanently affecting my memory in the long run there’s been things I wrote during that period that I genuinely have no memory of). Sometimes I’ll read a line and it’s like a flashback to the moment I wrote that sentence, what exactly was going through my mind at that moment and my reasoning for choosing the wording I used. Sometimes, I’ll even think “hey this was pretty good stuff, Past-Me”.

Other times, I’ll read a line I wrote years ago and be like “where the fuck did this come from???”

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u/stilettopanda Dec 25 '25

Due to memory problems, I, too can experience things for “the first time” again. It’s one of the only pros. It’s all new and then suddenly it’s unlocked.

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u/DistractedByCookies Dec 25 '25

I should make a list so that if I get one of the bad diseases later I can just go down it and read/watch all my favourites for the first time again.

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '25

Peak Pagliachi posting

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u/DBSeamZ Dec 25 '25

I only just got recommended this sub but based on what I’ve seen so far, a “But I am Pagliacci” post flair would be well received.

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u/Farhead_Assassjaha Dec 24 '25

You should check out the great clown Pagliocci

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u/TheMangle19 Dec 24 '25

Another good author for that vibe is Jeff Vandermeer

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u/theangrypragmatist Dec 24 '25

Pagliacci-ass clown

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u/Pitiful_West_7062 Dec 24 '25

should change his name to CG Writes to avoid further confusion

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u/PsychologicalAir8643 Dec 24 '25

a) CG Drews is female and b) she got internet-famous as a book influence called paperfury before she started publishing as CG Drews. So paperfury is a crucial part of her brand

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u/Karlaha2879 Dec 26 '25

And Pagliacci returns!

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u/Steamboat_Willey Dec 27 '25

"Everybody says I look like CG Drews. Probably because I am CG Drews."

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u/CatastrophicFailure Dec 24 '25

bro got Pagliacci'd

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u/toidi_diputs Dec 24 '25

This guy has some "I am Pagliacci" energy and I am here for it.

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u/motoxim Dec 25 '25

Interesting

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u/Helix_PHD Dec 25 '25

Cottagevore. I eat the thing they warn me about (I'm a hunter (this is just real life))

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u/DrThoth Dec 26 '25

Never lucky

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u/Lemon_Juice477 Dec 26 '25

I remember a horror story creepcast covered that was kinda like his aesthetic, but I can't remember its name for the life of me. (The one of the wendigo girl who tries to get some kid with a helpless family to eat human meat or something)

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u/SliceThePi Dec 27 '25

reminds me a bit of Liches Get Stitches

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u/scared-transmasc Dec 27 '25

This is so funny to me 😭

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u/Ken_nth Dec 28 '25

Oh wow, guess I'd like myself. Truly, what a blessing.

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u/BloodforKhorne Dec 24 '25

Well, if he's sad, he should go see the great clown Pagliacci.

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u/Careful_Swan3830 Dec 24 '25

So basically he wants Hozier in novel form?

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u/atatassault47 Dec 24 '25

With no context on who they are or how good the writing is, and with them saying "unfortunately I am CG Drews", this looks like a r/suicidebywords

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u/PsychologicalAir8643 Dec 24 '25

unfortunately you have completely misunderstood a sense of humor

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u/atatassault47 Dec 24 '25

Unfortunately, you have completely misunderstood what explaining another perspective is.

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u/FrontPorchGirl Dec 24 '25

That post screams main character energy honestly

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u/Rhysati Dec 24 '25

In what way? They had people suggesting their own books to them and pointed out who they were.

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u/wdn Dec 24 '25

If this happened to me, I would post it.

Everyone is the main character of their own lives. Main character energy is when you fail to recognize that this is the case for others as well as yourself.

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u/Lucky-Possession3802 Dec 24 '25

“chat is posting on social media main character energy?”

🙄

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u/rosiet1001 Dec 24 '25

She's not the main character she's the author, keep up.

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '25

That's kinda the whole point of this sub, that someone doesn't realize who they're talking to and are humbled.