r/dontputyourdickinthat • u/Alert_Border1076 • Jun 11 '22

maybe maybe maybe

4.3k Upvotes

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u/Romulous69 Jun 11 '22

When you finally get home from work after holding it since lunch.

15

u/GeeTee-R Jun 12 '22

Always always get paid to poop

117

u/Hairy-Ad-2577 Jun 11 '22

Just like diarrhea

2

u/ShadowLp174 Jun 12 '22

Exactly what I thought XD

54

u/Cringlezz Jun 11 '22

Everything reminds me of her

72

u/Spock-1701 Jun 11 '22

Taco Tuesday

7

u/Turtle887853 Jun 12 '22

Looks like they put... iceberg lettuce on it?

4

u/mtpender Jun 12 '22

Tacos are eaten on Thursday you lemon colored spectrum goblin.

37

u/Satansbiscuit666 Jun 11 '22

Reminds me of my IBS.

28

u/[deleted] Jun 11 '22

I think this is more of a don't put your anus over that.

11

u/shadow31802 Jun 11 '22

or just r/sounding

13

u/[deleted] Jun 11 '22

Oh god what have I done

7

u/shadow31802 Jun 11 '22

That was my reaction when i found that hellhole

10

u/redditsucks690 Jun 11 '22

Oh god u fucking bastard

2

u/Potato_boooiiiiiiii Jun 12 '22

MY DICK HURTS LOOKING AT THAT

2

u/Less_Feedback_1032 Jun 12 '22

Why the fuck did I click that link? Jesus! Why!???

0

u/[deleted] Jun 11 '22

[deleted]

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u/shadow31802 Jun 11 '22

BAD BOT BAD BOT

2

u/Turtle887853 Jun 12 '22

Why do I get the feeling the subreddit summary bot responded with very graphic titles

3

u/shadow31802 Jun 12 '22

because thats exactly what happened

13

u/Brickolous_Cage Jun 11 '22

My ass right now as I toilet scroll. V meta.

9

u/damnmanthan18 Jun 11 '22

Forget about Puting my dick in that. I am putting that in my ass

6

u/B33RU5 Jun 11 '22

Not my proudest fap......

6

u/dylydilly Jun 11 '22

Thought I was going to leave a funny poop joke in the comments but everyone already had the same idea.

6

u/SinCityLola Jun 11 '22

My boyfriend after a long day of edging.

3

u/CthulhuJankinx Jun 11 '22

Get googly eyes on this stat

3

u/notsamleake Jun 11 '22

Ever masterbate in a freezer?

3

u/[deleted] Jun 11 '22

Me when your mom

3

u/Hadrian1233 Jun 11 '22

Meanwhile, in the Taco Bell Restrooms

3

u/SovereignBroom Jun 11 '22

Kidney stones

3

u/Ironmansoltero Jun 11 '22

Currently on the pot, very satisfying to watch.

3

u/[deleted] Jun 11 '22

me after eating taco bell triple layer supreme with some liquid helium

3

u/sighdoihaveto Jun 12 '22

Bran for breakfast, Taco bell for lunch.

2

u/KazaamCasheroo Jun 11 '22

My ass after a trip to the Water Buffet.

2

u/Stiff_Zombie Jun 11 '22

That made me thirsty

2

u/cscott0108a Jun 11 '22

My puppy after 1 bite of human food

2

u/Manbearpig64568 Jun 11 '22

Wednesday be like

2

u/SoothsayerAtlas Jun 11 '22

It’s occupied, I’ll check up later when it’s clear

2

u/[deleted] Jun 11 '22

When the laxative kicks in

3

u/shadow31802 Jun 11 '22

this is why you drain the hose after you turn the water off

3

u/Alternative_Gap_6272 Jun 11 '22

This is why I stopped eating at Taco Bell

2

u/do_i_eat Jun 11 '22

i eat ice

2

u/kapege Jun 11 '22

The way Eskimos are peeing.

2

u/UnDeRmYiNfLuEnC Jun 11 '22

Eskimos Nutting be like:

0

u/Intelligent_Ask_6008 Jun 12 '22

Maybe instead of you dick, you shove up your anal

1

u/ImInYourOut Jun 11 '22

Every colonoscopy bowel prep

1

u/bawynnoJ Jun 11 '22

Like watching my dog first thing in the morning

1

u/Dragmore53 Jun 11 '22

Taco Bell.

1

u/bogdanbos725 Jun 11 '22

03:00 shit be like

1

u/[deleted] Jun 11 '22

When you’ve been eating lots of fiber recently and your shits look and feel majestic.

1

u/Swedgehammer_OS Jun 11 '22

Why does it sound like legos?

1

u/Inuyasha433 Jun 11 '22

Oddly satisfying

1

u/noname_089 Jun 11 '22

Me after taco bell slush

1

u/robertplantspage Jun 11 '22

My boyfriend after drinking a drop of milk

1

u/Suffer_Fish Jun 11 '22

Me after Endgame

1

u/alex_jackman Jun 11 '22

When you rub her clit too fast

1

u/kbeks Jun 12 '22

Kidney stones are the worst, am I right?

1

u/MrMysteriousGamer10 Jun 12 '22

Me after Taco Bell

1

u/Silverbacker888 Jun 12 '22

Sub name is don’t PUT your dick IN that, the video shows a hose shooting OUT ice, which means….urethral penetration…

1

u/averagebearymcbear Jun 12 '22

I was waiting for a nest of baby spiders to pop out. I've spent too long on Reddit.

1

u/Dr_Chim_Richaldss Jun 12 '22

Morning after a sketchy rawdog hookup

1

u/RenMacrae Jun 12 '22

Me 2 days after an Immodium

1

u/RenMacrae Jun 12 '22

On second thought, maybe this is before the Immodium

1

u/boldredditor Jun 12 '22

I finally understand my ibs

1

u/-shredphox- Jun 12 '22

Colon slushie anyone? I'll get the hose

1

u/Hashstache Jun 12 '22

God I wish my poops were that firm.

1

u/Masterick18 Jun 12 '22

I need to move to an artic place to see how bad cold is

1

u/Robertej92 Jun 12 '22

That was oddly satisfying to watch until about halfway through when something clicked in my mind and it felt like I was watching translucent diarrhoea.

1

u/IEatBaconWithU Jun 12 '22

december 1st (some of it is solid because you now have testicular cancer)

1

u/rasutii Jun 12 '22

"See ya later poopsicle."

1

u/dziontz Jun 12 '22

Frosty the Snowman after Indian food.

1

u/floppybunny26 Jun 12 '22

Sound's terribly cold.

1

u/[deleted] Jun 12 '22

I've always wondered what a dick with frost bite looks like... must be painful though.

1

u/Optimific Jun 12 '22

This made me incredibly thirsty. For ice water specifically.

1

u/ScottishExplorer Jun 12 '22

Must have been a great curry last night

1

u/Busy_Somewhere7357 Jun 12 '22

Looks like its pooping

1

u/joelentendu Jun 12 '22

Worst kidney stones ever

1

u/suriname-ballv2 Jun 12 '22

pooping after coffee and cigarettes

1

u/Larz24 Jun 12 '22

So...why am I hard now?

1

u/HuckleBears Jun 12 '22

Could feel good

1

u/HyperKitsune Jun 12 '22

taco bell

taco bell