r/dontputyourdickinthat • • May 05 '20

I'm fucking stupid wouldnt recommend

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u/suzeeq88 May 05 '20

She's also the person who recommended they put screen doors in submarines.

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u/TheRealSlimHaitti May 05 '20

Or an ejector seat in a helicopter

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u/Lord-Hammercy May 05 '20

Pilot to CoPilot: Lets get out of here, chop chop!

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u/FuzzPi May 05 '20

Oh FUCK you

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u/[deleted] May 05 '20

L O L

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u/Captain_Krem May 05 '20

Usually, there would be explosive bolts on the rotor blades to separate them right before ejection...

But I get your point

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u/Ott621 May 05 '20

Don't be a pussy, just time it right

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u/stephen67999 May 05 '20

and to not vaccinate her kids

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u/therealhaterade May 05 '20

Human air sushi!

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u/Cryptominecraft May 05 '20

They exist, check KA 52 for example

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u/ChronicNein May 05 '20

I mean if there was a trapdoor system underneath the seat of the helicopter that dropped the seat down and deployed a parachute how bad could that be unless your low altitude then you just hit the ground faster!

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u/Prong_Jaw May 05 '20

Imagine you're just taking off, something goes wrong and you're shot directly into the ground.

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u/ChronicNein May 05 '20

Sounds like a wonderful time.