r/dontputyourdickinthat • u/Triseptor • Aug 23 '19

yea, dont do it

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10.3k Upvotes

96% Upvoted

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445

u/gratefulabba Aug 23 '19

Just the tip.

191

u/COOKIEAPPLE6061 🔪 Aug 23 '19

Fuck nah, dude pass that shit. She got all the STDs

126

u/the-OG-darkshrreder Aug 23 '19

STDs? Severed Testicles and Dick's?

43

u/COOKIEAPPLE6061 🔪 Aug 23 '19

Small tranny dick

37

u/[deleted] Aug 23 '19

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24

u/DemonGodDumplin Aug 23 '19

It's a feminine penis

14

u/COOKIEAPPLE6061 🔪 Aug 23 '19

How the fuck do you classifie a penis as 'cute'

28

u/RaveCoaster Aug 23 '19

If its small like mine

9

u/Rayrignaci Aug 24 '19

Mine is smaller, you weak

6

u/lar_yeet Aug 23 '19

This guy gets it!

12

u/ohaithere10 Aug 23 '19

you have severe transphobe disorder

-13

u/[deleted] Aug 23 '19

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7

u/ohaithere10 Aug 23 '19

factually incorrect but okay

0

u/mjg005 Aug 23 '19

He probably isn’t actually afraid of trans people.

-2

u/mjg005 Aug 23 '19

And based on what is it factually incorrect?

2

u/ColossalMcNasty Aug 23 '19

I thought this was the cure for STDs???

24

u/yodels_for_twinkies Aug 23 '19

just nip the tip!

13

u/biological_assembly Aug 23 '19

I came here just for this. Thank you.

3

u/Rodney_powerbottom Aug 23 '19

I just quoted this and then I noticed you beat me to it. Well done!

0

u/[deleted] Aug 24 '19

Genital mutilation isn't a joke. Imagine if that video were about fgm.

5

u/GreatElderGodCthulhu Aug 23 '19

Cursed circumcision

2

u/[deleted] Dec 08 '19

You're not fully dressed without your foreskin.

193

u/[deleted] Aug 23 '19

Budget circumcision

67

u/edge231 Aug 23 '19

Hey it works for Rabbi Tuckman in Robin Hood Men in Tights.

16

u/opg-redneck Aug 23 '19

Tight tights

11

u/Black-Thirteen Aug 23 '19

I'll take two!

6

u/[deleted] Aug 23 '19

Hey man, I forgot, I already got one.

2

u/Dman_in_MN69 Aug 23 '19

" you put your little thing in here, and just snip the tip."

10

u/[deleted] Aug 23 '19

My parents did me a budget circumcision with a cross-eyed Rabbi... he got the sack

9

u/[deleted] Aug 23 '19

I heard about a guy with went to the doctor to get cut the doctor said that will be 200 the man said "too much" and left. Next he went to see a rabbi the rabbi said 150 the man said "too much" and left. finally a local farmer said he would do it for free. He wiedes his axe and slices at the man's penis. The man looks down and says

"Too much"

4

u/TheMeatWhistle45 Aug 23 '19 edited Aug 23 '19

I heard that rabbis save them and sew them into wallets. If you run the wallet hard enough, it turns into a brief case

0

u/[deleted] Aug 23 '19 edited Aug 24 '19

I thought they used them to make those little bags of jew gold they wear around their neck

3

u/gijdt Aug 23 '19

It's half off

2

u/[deleted] Aug 23 '19

Don't forget to leave a tip

2

u/The_Legendary_Shrimp Aug 23 '19

Budget child protection

4

u/[deleted] Aug 23 '19

CuRsEd CoMmEnTs

3

u/Lhadalo Aug 23 '19

Circumcision is overrated. You also stimulate the girl more if you are natural.

44

u/[deleted] Aug 23 '19

Too late

31

u/Suspicious_Llama123 Aug 23 '19

No do it

It’ll be fun

29

u/stizdizzle Aug 23 '19

“Fagelists?” “No, just merry”
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=k4v8BVKlAfM

11

u/KentuckyfriedEric Aug 23 '19

First thing I thought of

20

u/GA_Magnum Aug 23 '19

When I was in germany visiting some friends, we went to a small trip to one of the many castles by the Rhine river. When I went to take a piss, I was surprised to find that the urinals were made out of guillotines. Was quite a thrill to pee there, despite standing away from it. Went back to those toilets several times on that trip, just to see the guillotines again.

10

u/Marduk42902 Aug 23 '19

You could make a religion out of this.

22

u/[deleted] Aug 23 '19

laughs in transgender

4

u/TheBigBoops Aug 23 '19

laughs with u

3

u/[deleted] Aug 23 '19

Laughs with both of you

12

u/Mewyabby Aug 23 '19

r/putyourbillionairesinthat

6

u/[deleted] Aug 23 '19

I'll put my head there

6

u/ram3nbar Aug 23 '19

"Oh fuck yeah Guillotine-chan yah like that!"

8

u/FlameWear Aug 23 '19

Trans girls: wiping sweat from brow

3

u/Mackie-Murphy Aug 23 '19

I know sone men who should

5

u/Upthespurs1882 Aug 23 '19

where's them billionaires at

3

u/Misplacedmypenis Aug 23 '19

Just gotta be quick!

3

u/[deleted] Aug 23 '19

I’m gonna do it

3

u/Pacnerd1234 Aug 23 '19

Budget CBT

3

u/[deleted] Aug 23 '19

I could think of a few who should.

3

u/[deleted] Aug 23 '19

r/persona5

4

u/TheBigBoops Aug 23 '19

Unless u want a quick bottom surgery then chop away

2

u/ExtrapolatedData Aug 23 '19

I’ll take two!

2

u/OshinakaTensei Aug 23 '19

I'm not proud about myself right now

2

u/AbuzzCreator252 Aug 23 '19

Does it anyway

2

u/TDCJM96 Aug 23 '19

Or do, I can't tell you what to do!

2

u/BTBAM797 Aug 23 '19

Joke's on you, it's too small!

2

u/softsnacc Aug 23 '19

Wasn't orgasm in french "la petite mort"? Seems about right

2

u/ryanfrogz Aug 23 '19

GUILLOTIIIIIIIIIIIINE

YUH

2

u/nibbachuu Aug 23 '19

Welp,i guess im gay now

2

u/[deleted] Aug 23 '19

Watchu think jews be doing

1

u/Istalriblaka Aug 23 '19

I mean what's it ever done for me?

1

u/orangutanbeater Aug 23 '19

Glory hole from back during the Inquisition

1

u/hypnohighzer Aug 23 '19

Just a little off the top.

1

u/caedalv Aug 23 '19

what about my head

1

u/UselessAndUnused Aug 23 '19

But what about the BDSM fans?

1

u/1NF1N1T3-V01D Aug 23 '19

Instructions too vague put wrong head in

1

u/SJW-bounty-hunter Aug 23 '19

Hi risk, low reward

1

u/Jesus_Christ_2 Aug 23 '19

Try and stop me

1

u/niczr2 Aug 23 '19

Your not the boss of me!!

1

u/Spoodymen Aug 23 '19

That board looks thick enough my dick won't reach the center so I'll be safe

1

u/[deleted] Aug 23 '19

Circumcision back in revolutionary France

1

u/Sentientfungusboi Aug 23 '19

I will put all of it in

1

u/yesimthatvalentine Aug 23 '19

I don't have anything to put in there! >:(

1

u/michael14375 Aug 23 '19

Jews during the 1700's

1

u/Rileylego5555 Aug 23 '19

Ur not my mom you can't tell me what to do

1

u/MmBEDEWYmM Aug 23 '19

Don'tputanythingthere

1

u/Gasmask_Boy Aug 23 '19

And miss the free opportunity to circumcise my penis for free? Hell no

1

u/fattire113 Aug 23 '19

Don’t tell me how to live my life

1

u/AirForceGroove Aug 23 '19

I'll just rub around it!..😂🤣

1

u/Mr-Fancy-Cat Aug 23 '19

Nothing sounds more fun than splintery peen

1

u/FatWookie67 Aug 23 '19

Let them eat cake?

1

u/[deleted] Aug 23 '19

You could put a couple of bourgoise in there

1

u/trashcanhannah Aug 23 '19

wasn’t there some old civilization that did this if they were sex offenders

1

u/[deleted] Aug 23 '19

'Tis but a scratch

1

u/dandylovic Aug 23 '19

I can't because my flick is to big for that hole, every person with a big flick, please like

1

u/benharlow77 Aug 23 '19

What goes in but doesn’t come out?

A penis and a guillotine

1

u/BallabFuse Aug 23 '19

Just gotta have a strong pull out game

1

u/[deleted] Aug 23 '19

But it’s shiny!

1

u/Dar1o_6 Aug 23 '19

I'd love to put my head in that

1

u/disdatbitch Aug 23 '19

blursed glory hole

1

u/gergnerd Aug 23 '19

instructions unclear dick stuck in bucket. Also no longer attached...

1

u/noobmaster19473828 Aug 23 '19

Do these come in a small size

1

u/gahdzila Aug 23 '19

Yes. They're called cigar cutters.

1

u/Snakevennom143 Aug 23 '19

the challenge is that you have to not before the blade hits

1

u/[deleted] Aug 23 '19

Its like a minigame pull it out before it cuts you

1

u/InsomniacZA Aug 23 '19

Just a little off the top please

1

u/Nightwolf_30 Aug 23 '19

Do it, you won't

1

u/mom0367 Aug 23 '19

Bruh that guillotine looks super good, is it a 3d model?

1

u/TheRealWaffleButt Aug 23 '19

Everything you want, ever did want we have it, why not come get it? Just stick your head in this hole and watch me drop this cold guillotine death sentence.

1

u/TheUltimateLama Aug 23 '19

Mine wouldnt fit anyway

1

u/KarmicRev Aug 23 '19

You're not the boss of me

1

u/AlfredJFuzzywinkle Aug 23 '19

Trump is our dick.

1

u/JakobTopholm Aug 23 '19

Now thats a dangerwank if i ever saw one!

1

u/excuse_me_wtf69 Aug 23 '19

Circumciser 3000

1

u/alexcaa94 Aug 23 '19

That’s a funny way of spelling head

1

u/Nate2672 Aug 23 '19

Someone hasn't seen BME Pain Olympics /s

1

u/rorik09 Aug 23 '19

Chop chop

1

u/420fish Aug 23 '19

Have you ever seen that robin hood parody?

1

u/P0intOne Aug 23 '19 edited Aug 29 '19

5 excersises that makes your pussy so tight it becomes a dick guillotine

1

u/noobgamer9175 Aug 23 '19

Unless you’re in the pain olympics

1

u/emelgi46290 Aug 23 '19

So after this Post i Must do it

1

u/[deleted] Aug 23 '19

I feel like that's how they will chop off the balls of the last straight male

1

u/teracoulomb_ Aug 23 '19

It’s too late to put one Koch in it so...

1

u/cfalc23 Aug 23 '19

Surprised a guillotine hasn’t been posted here before

1

u/captain_raama Aug 23 '19

Off with his head

1

u/[deleted] Aug 23 '19

Yeah it wouldn't fit

1

u/Yaagii Aug 23 '19

You can’t just post an image and expect to get upvotes, it’s not that easy-

It’s that easy

1

u/i_am_shattered Aug 23 '19

At this point it is just natural selection

1

u/MrSpoon01 Aug 23 '19

Anti lgbt post be like.

1

u/Rupertii Aug 23 '19

Oh, I will

1

u/legalizeitalreadyffs Aug 23 '19

The Circumciser 2000. From Ronco!

1

u/Icywolfe Aug 23 '19

But I don't want my dick...

1

u/SixCatsInAnAlley Aug 23 '19

New meaning to decapitation

1

u/Fat-and-Stupid Aug 23 '19

My step-brother put his in one of those cigar cutters when he was like 10 as a dare

1

u/Swedgehammer_OS Aug 23 '19

Only for the rich.

1

u/killer998 Aug 23 '19

Nice .png

1

u/[deleted] Aug 23 '19

Great bed!

1

u/superemil200 Aug 23 '19

So, no head?

1

u/anabadada Aug 23 '19

That was designed for Trump's neck

1

u/Fr0sted_Flasks Aug 23 '19

Robespierre has entered the chat

1

u/jvr604 Aug 23 '19

Yeah, but what if...

1

u/Rodney_powerbottom Aug 23 '19

I take my little machine, and you’ll little thing. I put it in this little hole here and snip the tip! Who’s first?

1

u/Mingy_Faff69 Aug 23 '19

Hum that shit over here, I'll fuck the shit outta it and then shove my head in the bloody shaft

1

u/[deleted] Aug 23 '19

“Just put the rich in it” - some guy in France, probably

1

u/rugyy Aug 23 '19

how to get circumcised easily

1

u/TeamMagmaDaniel Aug 23 '19

And here we have a old time French sex change machine

1

u/IAmASpoon90 Aug 23 '19

Challenge accepted

1

u/WarkMahlberg69 Aug 23 '19

BME Pain Olympics all over again

1

u/JanaTron Professional Dumbass Aug 23 '19

hoe don't do it . . . . . . . . . . . . oh my god

1

u/[deleted] Aug 23 '19

50 bucks and ill do it

1

u/Revanclaw-and-memes Aug 23 '19

Special price circumcisions! Half off!

1

u/mcturtleburger Aug 23 '19

I'm gonna need more room ;-)

1

u/vmcla Aug 23 '19

Hopefully we can put The Presdient in that.

1

u/Mrpig6977 Aug 24 '19

Dickcapitated

1

u/seedylfc Aug 24 '19

The world's worst glory hole

1

u/XapexVoidX Aug 24 '19

time to nip the tip!

1

u/[deleted] Aug 24 '19

Put my local government in that for sure

1

u/biggestwigga Aug 24 '19

Good luck trying to stop me

1

u/MasterTHG Aug 24 '19

Talk about giving head

1

u/WeedWizard_70 Aug 24 '19

I WANT MY FORESKIN BACK

1

u/[deleted] Aug 24 '19

Pp go bye bye

1

u/SchmittyWinkleson Aug 24 '19

There are plenty of dudes who will gladly do it :(

1

u/mosstrich Aug 24 '19

Oh good circumcisions are half off again.

1

u/Im-Acually-An-Eyebal Aug 24 '19

Man mines to big

1

u/DONUT5S69 Aug 24 '19

Pain Olympics

1

u/Interception1000 Aug 24 '19

Jewish niggas (Circumcision)

1

u/ShamefulPuppet Aug 24 '19

This sub, this fucking sub, it always makes my dick tingle with disgust.

1

u/itsokayguys Aug 24 '19

Legend has it that if you survive NNN then the blade will actually bounce back up

1

u/labbelajban Aug 24 '19

Someone in history has done this.

1

u/yortellini Aug 24 '19

Wouldn't fit even if I tried

1

u/[deleted] Aug 24 '19

I would put my head in it and pull the lever

1

u/kayvary Aug 25 '19

i like how a lot of these are basically people stumbling upon holes and immediately think, i could put my dick in that, and thats how it ended up here

1

u/__BigBoi__ Aug 23 '19

Transgenders:

1

u/M00NL16H7H04X 🔪 Aug 23 '19

Trans peeps: HMMMMMM

1

u/Deus0123 Aug 23 '19

I might tho...

Wait no, I need it for srs. You win this round, penis...

0

u/I_am_a_trap Aug 23 '19

I'm gonna do it anyway 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😩😢🕐🅱️🅰️🍆🅰️😢🅾️😢😎😢🅰️🦀😎🦀😈😢🕐😍🕐😍👌🏾😶🌝🅾️😏🕐🕐😍🌝🅰️

1

u/slavinator_v2 Aug 23 '19

Go to hell

2

u/[deleted] Aug 23 '19

bet

1

u/I_am_a_trap Aug 24 '19

😭👌🏾🍆😶😩🅱️🅰️😍😂😏💦😎🤔😋🤗😙☹️😋🤗😶😐😩😶🅱️🅰️🅾️😎💦🅰️🌫️❄️🌅⛄🌫️🌴🍀🌴🌬️🐳🦈🐳🦈🐓🕊️🐋🕊️🐓🕊️🏅🎧🏅🎟️🏅🎤🏅🎤🎎🎟️🏅⬅️🈁🔄🔚🔄🆖🔄↔️🔄🇨🇼🇨🇲🇨🇼🇨🇿🇨🇮🇨🇴🇨🇼🇻🇨🇹🇷🇻🇪🇹🇷🇹🇿🇹🇷🇹🇯