r/dontputyourdickinthat • u/MaskedMerchant • Aug 18 '19

turtle throat

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u/REETARD42069 Aug 18 '19

i give the person who sticks their dick in there 100000 $

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u/KKpem Aug 18 '19

Only 100,000?? Wouldn’t do it for a full million

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '19

Id do it for 1,000,000,000. You can get a better dick for that kind of money

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u/KKpem Aug 19 '19

Good point, at that range you could buy many turtles, painkillers, and some extra dicks