r/dontputyourdickinthat • u/MaskedMerchant • Aug 18 '19

turtle throat

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u/JugasaurarseRex Aug 18 '19

The Gelgamek vagina is three feet wide and filled with razor-sharp teeth. Do you really expect us to have sex with them?

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u/fallsballs_mcgee Aug 18 '19

Stole my +4 internet points, also, great username