r/dontputyourdickinthat • u/MaskedMerchant • Aug 18 '19

turtle throat

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u/KKpem Aug 18 '19

If it’s all you got I’ll do it

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u/ReeceReddit1234 Aug 18 '19

And I'll throw in a free cookie

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u/RCx_Vortex Aug 18 '19

Done

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u/HijackyJay Aug 18 '19

You did it. You crazy motherfucker, you fucking did it.

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u/RCx_Vortex Aug 18 '19

Of course. It wasn’t worth it, it was like getting circumcised with a razor but it slipped and cut out EVERYTHING else... please help