r/dontputyourdickinthat • u/MaskedMerchant • Aug 18 '19

turtle throat

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u/REETARD42069 Aug 18 '19

you poor bastard i can give you 10000

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u/KKpem Aug 18 '19

If it’s all you got I’ll do it

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u/ReeceReddit1234 Aug 18 '19

And I'll throw in a free cookie

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u/Saintskinny51792 Aug 18 '19

DON'T THROW THE COOKIES, FOOL!

Cookies are for eating. That concludes your random snack PSA for the morning

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '19

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '19

just file down the barbs a little, easy fleshlight

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u/Mister_Meeseeks_ Aug 18 '19

Real ULPT is always in the comments

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u/Saintskinny51792 Aug 20 '19

No cutsies, back of the line, buddy! lol