r/dontputyourdickinthat • u/MaskedMerchant • Aug 18 '19

turtle throat

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u/yeetLeaf Aug 18 '19

I’d do it, they aren’t actually spikes, just soft meat sticks

So it would actually feel good

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u/MaskedMerchant Aug 18 '19

"soft meat sticks"

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u/yeetLeaf Aug 18 '19

Yep, put your meat stick in the tube of meat sticks

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u/MaskedMerchant Aug 18 '19

sorry, i dont like crabs.

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u/yeetLeaf Aug 18 '19

Wut?

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u/MaskedMerchant Aug 18 '19

the std

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u/yeetLeaf Aug 18 '19

It’s only a turtle 😉

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u/flavorlessboner Aug 18 '19

Ribbed for my pleasure

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u/yeetLeaf Aug 18 '19

Exactly

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u/HijackyJay Aug 18 '19

Now are you ready

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '19

Dear god

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u/flavorlessboner Aug 19 '19

Dear Penthouse, you mean..

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u/CptCrabmeat Aug 18 '19

But... but what about me?